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Nothing Matters Anymore – Cubs Swept by Twins 2-0

By Summer Corson September 23, 2021

I think the craziest thing about the borderline-traumatic deadline selloff this year is that despite fielding what is essentially a glorified AAA team with maybe a future piece or two, the Cubs still find ways to completely drop the ball offensively against other AAA-level teams around the league like the Minnesota Twins. The baseball that […]

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Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel but There Ain’t Much Waiting – Cubs Sweep Twins 2-0

By Summer Corson September 2, 2021

In what was supposed to be a battle of bad pitching for this two-game series against the similarly terrible Minnesota Twins, the Cubs ended up winning both games with our own pitching holding things down. Not to mention it was a Joe West Production this series as we all sat and prayed that soon the […]

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Series Recap: Sox Split With Twins 2-2 – Default Mode

By Andy Jonathan July 22, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: Twins 3 – White Sox 2 (8 Innings) Game 2: Twins 3 – White Sox 5 (7 Innings) Game 3: Twins 5 – White Sox 9 Game 4: Twins 7 – White Sox 2   Quite the weird and wonky series here, as the Sox and Twins split in every way […]

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Series Recap: Sox Sweep Twins – And All Was Right With The World

By Andy Jonathan July 2, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: Rained Out Game 2: Twins 6 – White Sox 7 Game 3: Twins 3 – White Sox 13 Game 4: Twins 5 – White Sox 8   Josh Donaldson is a penis, and it warmed the darkest recesses of my heart to see the Sox respond to his borderline insane zoom […]

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Series Recap: Sox Take 2 of 3 From Twins – Side Showing

By Andy Jonathan May 20, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: White Sox 16 – Twins 4 Game 2: White Sox 4 – Twins 5 Game 3: White Sox 2 – Twins 1   It is the most White Sox thing ever that the biggest headline in a series where the Sox took 2 of 3 against their ancient rival the Twins […]

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Series Recap: Sox Sweep Twins 3-0 – The Elbow Dropped

By Andy Jonathan May 14, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: Twins 3 – White Sox 9 Game 2: Twins 8 – White Sox 13 Game 3: Twins 2 – White Sox 4   What a wonderful start to the season series against the evil that is the Minnesota Twins. On top of that, the Sox have now swept back to back […]

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Series Preview: Twins @ White Sox – Let The Hate Flow Through You

By Andy Jonathan May 11, 2021

VS.   Records: Twins 12-20 (LOL) White Sox 19-13 First Pitch: Tues/Wed 7:10 Thursday 1:10 TV/Radio: NBCSN and ESPN1000 Ted Talk: Twinkie Town   Probable Starters Game 1: Kenta Maeda (2-2 5.02 ERA) vs. Dylan Cease (2-0 2.37 ERA) Game 2: J.A. Happ (2-0 1.91 ERA) vs. Dallas Keuchel (1-1 3.79 ERA) Game 3: Michael […]

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Series Recap: Sox Win 3 of 4 From Twins – Watershed

By Andy Jonathan September 17, 2020

BOX SCORES Game 1: Twins 1 – White Sox 3 Game 2: Twins 2 – White Sox 6 Game 3: Twins 5 – White Sox 1 Game 4: Twins 3 – White Sox 4   In a series that defined their season thus far, the White Sox took 3 of 4 from Minnesota to clinch […]

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Series Preview: Twins at White Sox – Inevitability

By Andy Jonathan September 14, 2020

VS. Records: Twins 30-18/Sox 30-16 Start Times: Mon-Wed 7:10/Thurs 1:10 TV: NBCSN Circle My Ass, Bert: Twinkie Town PROBABLE STARTERS: Monday: Jose Berrios (4-3, 4.40 ERA) vs. Dylan Cease (5-2, 3.33 ERA) Tuesday: Randy Dobnak (6-3, 3.61 ERA) vs. Dane Dunning (1-0, 2.70 ERA) Wednesday: Jake Odorizzi (0-1, 8.33 ERA) vs. Lucas Giolito (4-2, 3.43 […]

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Series Recap – Twins Take 2 of 3 From Sox: Nuked From Orbit

By Andy Jonathan July 27, 2020

BOX SCORES Game 1: Twins 10 – Sox 5 Game 2: Twins 3 – Sox 10 Game 3: Twins 14 – Sox 2     Where to begin? The first series of an abbreviated season finds the White Sox with  1-2 record looking up at the Twins, Indians and Tigers(?!) after the pitching staff got […]