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Series Recap And Cleveland Preview: Sox Split With Royals – SSDD

By Andy Jonathan April 12, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1: Royals 0 – White Sox 6 Game 2: RAINED OUT Game 3: Royals 4 – White Sox 3 (10 Innings)   This shit continues to happen. The Sox bring the heat in the first half of a series against an opponent and are completely unable to close it out in the […]

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Series Recap And Royals Preview: Sox Win 2 Of 3 Vs Mariners – Good?

By Andy Jonathan April 8, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 6 – Mariners 0 White Sox 10 – Mariners 4 White Sox 4 – Mariners 8   It takes a special kind of fuck up to take a series win like the Sox had and make it feel like they just got swept, yet here we sit. The Sox took the […]

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Series Recap and Mariners Preview: Sox Lose 3 of 4 To Angels – Hauntingly Bad

By Andy Jonathan April 5, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 3 – Angels 4 White Sox 12 – Angels 8 White Sox 3 – Angels 5 White Sox 4 – Angels 7   Well that was not the start we all envisioned, was it? For a team that touts bullpen strength as one of it’s weapons, the White Sox didn’t exactly […]

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Nothing Can Kill The Grimace – Hawks @ Preds, Game 39

By Andy Jonathan April 3, 2021 0

VS    Records: Predators 19-18-1 (39) Hawks 17-16-5 (39) Puck Drops: 2:00 pm TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over There: On The Forecheck    As if things weren’t bad enough, the Hawks reward for pissing away points against the Hurricanes in the last 30 seconds in game two on […]

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Series Preview: White Sox at Angels – California Dreamin’

By Andy Jonathan April 1, 2021 0

VS   Gametimes: Thursday 9:05 / Friday 8:38 / Saturday 8:07 / Sunday 7:37 (I don’t get it either) TV: Thursday-Saturday NBCSN / Sunday ESPN We Got Rocks In Our Outfield: Halos Heaven    Probable Starters Thursday: Lucas Giolito (4-3, 3.48 ERA) vs. Dylan “Al” Bundy (6-3, 3.29 ERA) Friday: Dallas Keuchel (6-2, 1.99 ERA) […]

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Galaxy Brain Games – Hawks Lose Both To Preds 3-1, 3-2

By Andy Jonathan March 29, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1 / Game 2 Natural Stat Trick Game 1 / Game 2    I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Nah, fuck that. I’m pretty mad too. With the Hawks early playoff points cushion all but erased by the butthole puckeringly difficult month of March, what was once just another series on the […]

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FUCK – Eloy Tears Pec, Out 5-6 Months

By Andy Jonathan March 25, 2021 0

Who possibly could’ve seen this coming?   In back to back off-seasons, the White Sox had multiple chances to bolster their outfield depth with quality options. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, they instead decided to keep the purse strings closed and settled for the decaying shell of Adam Eaton. Today, that cheapfuckery bit them […]

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Spring Breaking – Panthers @ Hawks, Games 33-34

By Andy Jonathan March 23, 2021 0

VS   Records: Panthers 20-7-4 (44) Hawks 14-13-5 (33) Puck Drops: 7:00 Both Nights (Tue/Thur) TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 You Sure Do Got A Purdy Mouth, Boy: Litter Box Cats   Not much has changed for these two teams in the week that’s passed since they last met, other than the Panthers racking up […]

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Everything’s Going South – Hawks @ Lightning, Games 30-31

By Andy Jonathan March 18, 2021 0

 VS   Records: Hawks 14-11-5 (33) Lightning 20-6-2 (42) Puck Drops: Thursday 6:00 / Saturday 3:00 TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 Tom Brady’s Minions: Raw Charge   Hoo boy, here we go again. The last time these teams met up over a week ago, things went fairly positively for the Hawks with them going 1-1-1 […]

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Miami Vice – Hawks @ Panthers, Games 29 & 30

By Andy Jonathan March 13, 2021 0

VS   Records: Hawks 14-9-5 / Panthers 17-5-4 Puck Drops: Saturday and Monday 6:00 PM TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 Swamp People: Litter Box Cats   OLD FRIEND ALERT: The Hawks travel to the tip of America’s Penis to take on the Joel Quennville-led Florida Panthers over the weekend. The last time the Hawks ventured […]