Hockey

Splitsville – Hawks Split Series With Scum 1-4/4-0

By Andy Jonathan April 18, 2021 0

Box Scores Game 1 / Game 2 Natural Stat Trick Game 1 / Game 2   Sometimes hockey is dumb. Really, that’s the biggest takeaway from this series right now. All season long we’ve been harping on the fact that the Hawks can’t continue to get pantsed night in and night out in the possession […]

Baseball

Series Recap: Sox Split Series With Cleveland – Hard Carl Edition

By Andy Jonathan April 16, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1: Cleveland 3 – White Sox 4 Game 2: Cleveland 2 – White Sox 0 Game 3: Cleveland 0 – White Sox 8 Game 4: Cleveland 4 – White Sox 2   While part of me REALLLLLY wants to get fired up and bitch about the fact that the Sox had YET […]

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Series Recap And Cleveland Preview: Sox Split With Royals – SSDD

By Andy Jonathan April 12, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1: Royals 0 – White Sox 6 Game 2: RAINED OUT Game 3: Royals 4 – White Sox 3 (10 Innings)   This shit continues to happen. The Sox bring the heat in the first half of a series against an opponent and are completely unable to close it out in the […]

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Series Recap And Royals Preview: Sox Win 2 Of 3 Vs Mariners – Good?

By Andy Jonathan April 8, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 6 – Mariners 0 White Sox 10 – Mariners 4 White Sox 4 – Mariners 8   It takes a special kind of fuck up to take a series win like the Sox had and make it feel like they just got swept, yet here we sit. The Sox took the […]

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Series Recap and Mariners Preview: Sox Lose 3 of 4 To Angels – Hauntingly Bad

By Andy Jonathan April 5, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 3 – Angels 4 White Sox 12 – Angels 8 White Sox 3 – Angels 5 White Sox 4 – Angels 7   Well that was not the start we all envisioned, was it? For a team that touts bullpen strength as one of it’s weapons, the White Sox didn’t exactly […]

Hockey

Nothing Can Kill The Grimace – Hawks @ Preds, Game 39

By Andy Jonathan April 3, 2021 0

VS    Records: Predators 19-18-1 (39) Hawks 17-16-5 (39) Puck Drops: 2:00 pm TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over There: On The Forecheck    As if things weren’t bad enough, the Hawks reward for pissing away points against the Hurricanes in the last 30 seconds in game two on […]

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Series Preview: White Sox at Angels – California Dreamin’

By Andy Jonathan April 1, 2021 0

VS   Gametimes: Thursday 9:05 / Friday 8:38 / Saturday 8:07 / Sunday 7:37 (I don’t get it either) TV: Thursday-Saturday NBCSN / Sunday ESPN We Got Rocks In Our Outfield: Halos Heaven    Probable Starters Thursday: Lucas Giolito (4-3, 3.48 ERA) vs. Dylan “Al” Bundy (6-3, 3.29 ERA) Friday: Dallas Keuchel (6-2, 1.99 ERA) […]

Hockey

Galaxy Brain Games – Hawks Lose Both To Preds 3-1, 3-2

By Andy Jonathan March 29, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1 / Game 2 Natural Stat Trick Game 1 / Game 2    I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Nah, fuck that. I’m pretty mad too. With the Hawks early playoff points cushion all but erased by the butthole puckeringly difficult month of March, what was once just another series on the […]

Baseball

FUCK – Eloy Tears Pec, Out 5-6 Months

By Andy Jonathan March 25, 2021 0

Who possibly could’ve seen this coming?   In back to back off-seasons, the White Sox had multiple chances to bolster their outfield depth with quality options. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, they instead decided to keep the purse strings closed and settled for the decaying shell of Adam Eaton. Today, that cheapfuckery bit them […]

Hockey

Spring Breaking – Panthers @ Hawks, Games 33-34

By Andy Jonathan March 23, 2021 0

VS   Records: Panthers 20-7-4 (44) Hawks 14-13-5 (33) Puck Drops: 7:00 Both Nights (Tue/Thur) TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 You Sure Do Got A Purdy Mouth, Boy: Litter Box Cats   Not much has changed for these two teams in the week that’s passed since they last met, other than the Panthers racking up […]