Hockey

Sucker Train Blues – Calgary, St. Louis, San Jose Previews

By Andy Jonathan November 23, 2021

With the last stop of the mini circus tour tonight ending in Calgary, the absolute worst the Hawks can go is .500 on the trip which all things considered is pretty respectable. Which is not to say that the actual PLAY of the team has been up to snuff on the defensive end, because it […]

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You’ve Seen The Butcher – Hawks Win 2 of 3 In Pacific NW

By Andy Jonathan November 22, 2021

I mean, 4 points is 4 points…right?   Sometimes your hockey team gets completely outplayed in 3 straight games, and yet somehow comes away with wins in 2 of the 3. When that happens, all you can really do is shrug your shoulders and just say “hockey is dumb sometimes.” You could also say “Marc-Andre […]

Hockey

Terminal Failocity – Hawks Still Winless After 9 Games

By Andy Jonathan November 1, 2021

It just keeps getting dumber. The Hawks continued their slide into oblivion this week, with 2 regulation losses and one OT loss to Toronto. With the specter of the sexual assault of Kyle Beach fresh in everyone’s minds, combined with less than stellar statements by some of the Hawks longest-tenured players, the on-ice product continues […]

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We’re Not Gonna Stop Until We Make You Hate Us – Hawks Set Record For Futility To Start Season

By Andy Jonathan October 25, 2021

It’s not getting any better, folks. The Hawks have now lost 6 games in the fledgling 2021-22 season (Motto: Good Seats Still Available) and have set an NHL record for shame and futility having now gone 360 straight minutes to open a season without having a lead in a game. In addition to that heaping […]

Baseball

It’s A Fucking Time Warp: Sox Season Ends In A Very Familiar Way

By Andy Jonathan October 15, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: White Sox 1 – Astros 6 Game 2: White Sox 4 – Astros 9 Game 3: White Sox 12 – Astros 6 Game 4: White Sox 1 – Astros 10   So after all that, the Sox season ends the exact same way it did almost 12 months ago with the […]

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Series Recap – Sox Sweep Reds: It’s All Coming Together

By Andy Jonathan September 30, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: Reds 1 – White Sox 7 Game 2: Reds 1 – White Sox 6   In a 2 game stint against a team clinging to playoff contention with a single fingernail, the Sox walked to the edge of that cliff and stomped squarely on that finger, sending the Reds to the […]

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Series Recap: Sox Swept By Tigers – The Drizzling Shits

By Andy Jonathan September 22, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: White Sox 3 – Tigers 4 Game 2: White Sox 3 – Tigers 5 Game 3: PPD (RAIN)   As the Sox continue their inevitable slide towards the postseason, the consternation and fears of a fanbase that has watched a lifeless team slog it’s way through the 2nd half of the […]

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Series Recap – Sox Lose 2 of 3 to Angels – Painfully Inadequate

By Andy Jonathan September 17, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: Angels 3 – White Sox 9 Game 2: Angels 3 – White Sox 2 Game 3: Angels 9 – White Sox 3     Not great. For what seems like the millionth time this season, the Sox came out swinging in the first game in the series and pummeled their opponent […]

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Series Recap: Sox Take 2 Of 3 From BoSox – Beautiful Disaster

By Andy Jonathan September 13, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: Red Sox 3 – White Sox 4 Game 2: Red Sox 9 – White Sox 8 (10 Innings) Game 3: Red Sox 1 – White Sox 2   In a series where the Sox very easily could’ve taken all 3 games despite some glaring deficiencies on the defensive side of the […]

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Series Recap: Sox Lose 2 Of 3 To A’s – The Doldrums

By Andy Jonathan September 10, 2021

BOX SCORES Game 1: White Sox 6 – A’s 3 Game 2: White Sox 1 – A’s 5 Game 3: White Sox 1 – A’s 3   Heading into this week it felt like a trap series for the Sox. With the rotation down to a skeleton crew and the A’s having lost 6 of […]