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Digital Bath – Hawks Sneak By Yotes, Shit Themselves Vs Kings And Sharks

By Andy Jonathan April 24, 2022

With the season all but over now, the only point to watching the Hawks going forward should be to see what the younger players have to offer in a couple of actual NHL games. Instead they’re all down in Rockford to help them in their “playoff run” in the AHL. That’s nice and all, but […]

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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World – Hawks beat Sharks, lose to Predators and Flames

By Summer Corson April 19, 2022

The Hawks did about what was expected the last three games, looking alive enough to win one game for Pat Foley before they ended up getting schooled by Nashville and Calgary, two playoff teams of differing skill levels that still skated circles around the Hawks. As is life on Madison these days. Lukas Reichel’s first-year […]

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Something From Nothing – Hawks Beat Ducks And Kings, Lose To Knights

By Andy Jonathan March 27, 2022

While most of the luminaries of this site are not fans of the Foo Fighters, I absolutely am. So when the news broke Friday night that drummer Taylor Hawkins had been found dead in his hotel room, my heart dropped down to my knees. I see a LOT of live shows, as concerts are my […]

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New Way Home – Hawks Beat Ducks, Sens, Barely Lose To Bruins

By Andy Jonathan March 13, 2022

In what was a very entertaining 3 games for the Hawks this week, they took 4 of a possible 6 points available to them, and if it weren’t for a very unlucky bounce and some shitty officiating in Boston it very easily could’ve been at least 5. Alas, when you’re at the level the Hawks […]

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Robot Devil Made Me Do It – New Jersey and St. Louis Previews

By Andy Jonathan February 25, 2022

As the wheels continue to fall off for the Hawks and the trade deadline looms ever closer, we’re left to consider what, exactly, any of us are doing here. It’s been a very long time since I’ve felt this level of hopelessness in conjunction with this team. The front office is a tire fire, and […]

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Never Cared for Games They Play – Hawks Lose the Whole Weekend Slate

By Summer Corson February 21, 2022

I was hoping for at least one Hawks win this weekend, but that became too much to ask when the team flubbed it against the Blue Jackets Thursday night. Once again a lack of offense, a powerplay sucking at loud, and Patrick Kane not giving a shit in February did the Hawks in. Recap time, […]

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Wipeout – Hawks Swept In Home/Home Vs Wild

By Andy Jonathan January 23, 2022

Well that sucked. With some in the Hawks front office apparently deluded enough to think that they had some type of outside chance for the team to sneak into the playoffs, this series against the Wild loomed large in the schedule. After getting broomed in both games, hopefully this will put to bed any thought […]

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Life Goes On, Time Rolls On – Hawks Take 3 of 4 Points This Week

By Summer Corson January 20, 2022

Even with a game cancellation in Edmonton, the Hawks had an easier stretch of schedule to extend their winning streak, what with the Ducks skidding and not fully healthy and the Kraken turning out to be a regular expansion team that isn’t very good. Though we lost to the Kraken in overtime, the Hawks have […]

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Atop the Sugar Pile: Melting Edition

By Summer Corson January 17, 2022

It’s been a hot minute since this fair website did one of these, and for a while this season the team hasn’t looked that horrible in 12 years. Although we’ve seen some improvement over the past 25-ish games with Derek King at the helm, the Hawks are still fraught with issues that will take quite […]

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Here, There and Everywhere – Arizona, Vegas and Columbus Previews

By Andy Jonathan January 6, 2022

Pardon the title of the preview, but I watched Get Back on Disney Plus the other day and have been listening to Beatles tracks ever since. Anyways, the Hawks played as expected the past 3 games since coming back from their extended Xmas Vacation, getting smoked in all facets in the Nashville and Calgary games […]