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Series Recap And Cleveland Preview: Sox Split With Royals – SSDD

By Andy Jonathan April 12, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1: Royals 0 – White Sox 6 Game 2: RAINED OUT Game 3: Royals 4 – White Sox 3 (10 Innings)   This shit continues to happen. The Sox bring the heat in the first half of a series against an opponent and are completely unable to close it out in the […]

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Series Recap And Royals Preview: Sox Win 2 Of 3 Vs Mariners – Good?

By Andy Jonathan April 8, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 6 – Mariners 0 White Sox 10 – Mariners 4 White Sox 4 – Mariners 8   It takes a special kind of fuck up to take a series win like the Sox had and make it feel like they just got swept, yet here we sit. The Sox took the […]

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Series Recap and Mariners Preview: Sox Lose 3 of 4 To Angels – Hauntingly Bad

By Andy Jonathan April 5, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 3 – Angels 4 White Sox 12 – Angels 8 White Sox 3 – Angels 5 White Sox 4 – Angels 7   Well that was not the start we all envisioned, was it? For a team that touts bullpen strength as one of it’s weapons, the White Sox didn’t exactly […]

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Series Preview: White Sox at Angels – California Dreamin’

By Andy Jonathan April 1, 2021 0

VS   Gametimes: Thursday 9:05 / Friday 8:38 / Saturday 8:07 / Sunday 7:37 (I don’t get it either) TV: Thursday-Saturday NBCSN / Sunday ESPN We Got Rocks In Our Outfield: Halos Heaven    Probable Starters Thursday: Lucas Giolito (4-3, 3.48 ERA) vs. Dylan “Al” Bundy (6-3, 3.29 ERA) Friday: Dallas Keuchel (6-2, 1.99 ERA) […]

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FUCK – Eloy Tears Pec, Out 5-6 Months

By Andy Jonathan March 25, 2021 0

Who possibly could’ve seen this coming?   In back to back off-seasons, the White Sox had multiple chances to bolster their outfield depth with quality options. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, they instead decided to keep the purse strings closed and settled for the decaying shell of Adam Eaton. Today, that cheapfuckery bit them […]

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Spanky’s Revenge

By Andy Jonathan December 9, 2020 0

Sadly, the title of the post isn’t about my long-unfinished script featuring teenagers trying to get laid one summer while getting into some zany antics at the car wash they all work at. No, it’s about the return of one Adam Cory Eaton to the South side of Chicago, who Rick Hahn signed to a […]

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White Sox Part Ways With Rick Renteria and Don Cooper: All Right, Now What?

By Andy Jonathan October 12, 2020 0

Well that’s not what I was expecting. Honestly, when I heard that today was the day for Rick Hahn’s “End Of Season” press conference/wrap party I assumed that this was going to be more of the same from him. You know, the “we like our team, we like our players, obviously this isn’t what we […]

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AL 2020 WC Series: Oakland Athletics Preview – Root Down

By Andy Jonathan September 29, 2020 0

START TIMES Game 1: Tuesday 9/29 2:08 PM on ESPN Game 2: Wednesday 9/30 2:10 PM on ESPN PITCHING PREVIEW   Now we move onto the other side of the ball, the offense of the Oakland A’s. Just looking at the surface stats of the A’s offense, you’d be inclined to think that this is […]

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2020 AL WC Series: Oakland Athletics Preview – Up In Arms

By Andy Jonathan September 28, 2020 0

After taking a night to stew on the sad showing of this past weekend’s series against the Cubs, it’s time to take a deep breath, look in the mirror, and remind ourselves that despite the suckitude of the last week that the White Sox will be playing Playoff Baseball this week, which should be a […]

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Series Recap and Cubs Preview: Desperation Station

By Andy Jonathan September 25, 2020 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 4 – Indians 7 White Sox 3 – Indians 5 White Sox 2 – Indians 3 White Sox 4 – Indians 5   That…was not good. In a series that bare minimum needed to result in a split for the Sox to maintain their hold on top of the AL Central […]