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Tag: Hawks

  • Game #58 – Hawks at Flames Preview – Still Going At It

    Game #58 – Hawks at Flames Preview – Still Going At It

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    Game Time: 9:00PM CST
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, CITY, CBC, SportsNet, SN360, WGN-AM 720
    Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?: Flames Nation, Matchsticks & Gasoline

    So coming into this Western Canadian swing of five games, the Hawks were probably going to need three regulation wins to keep themselves reasonably fighting for a wild card spot in the west. To this point they have gotten exactly zero points in the first three games, so tonight in Calgary and tomorrow back in Winnipeg are absolute must wins. Generally those go about as well for the Hawks as hoping an unattended dog doesn’t eat a burger off the kitchen counter, but they’re going to play them anyway.

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  • Nights Of Wine And Roses – Canucks vs Hawks Preview, Data Plan Upgrade

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    Game Time: 7:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Chasing The Dragon: Nucks Misconduct, Canucks Army, Hockey Dipshit

    Tonight marks the middle frame of this late March Staycation three-game homestand wherein the tired, poor, huddled masses of the Western Conference visit Club 1901, with tonight’s guests being whatever the hell it is the Vancouver Canucks are these days.

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  • American Garbage – Coyotes vs Hawks Preview, Southwest Airlines Points Redemption

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    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Joe Arpaio Should Die In Prison: Five For Howling

    If it feels like forever since the Hawks had a traditional 7:30 start at home at the UC, it kind of has, as it’s been nearly a month since they had one. It was a riveting affair, as they always are, against the Winnipeg Jets on January 26th, and tonight figures to be just as rollicking against the the league’s second worst team in the visiting Arizona Phoenix Glendale Coyotes/Quebec Nordiques/Seattle Metropolitans.

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  • Two Days In February – Hawks at Sabres Preview, Curbside Check-In

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    Game Time: 5:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    Frank Sedita Is Corrupt As Shit: Die By The Blade

    Because today is the contrivance that is Hockey Day In America, both the Hawks and Sabres will be travelling from the midwest to play a prime-time game rife with manufactured storylines. The one in particular that will get beaten to death will be the return of Buffalo’s prodigal son, one Garbage Dick, as it always does whenever the Hawks play the Sabres. But because the NHL is now a giant warm, flat beer of parity, the Sabres now find themselves threatening for a playoff spot with only the briefest spasm of competence.

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  • Punch The Clock – Hawks 4, Canucks 2

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    During this time of year, particularly at home and against the drecks of the league, any points gained in regulation are to be taken happily. And while the parts of the second and the early parts of the third period reeked of a team taking its foot off the gas against a lesser opponent, the Hawks grabbed a win while inching the Canucks and their fans closer to the sweet release of the season ending.

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  • Frigid Forms Sell – Hawks at Oilers Preview, Proof Of Concept

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    Game Time: 8:00PM CST
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    Rear View Mirror: OilersNation

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    The times, they are a-changing in Edmonton. They’ve got a fancy new building wherein the lights are actually at full power and the benches are on the proper side of the ice, even if that ice is not as fast or as high a quality as that at Northlands/SkyReach/Rexall (sky point). They’re even trying the novel concept of having the puck more than the other team, which so far has yielded positive, if modest results.

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  • Seaward With The C-Words – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Scrap Metal Collection Stop

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    Game Time: 9:00PM CST
    TV/Radio: CSN, SportsNet, SportsNet 1, WGN-AM 720
    A Literal Statue Of A Coach Bitching At A Ref: Nucks Misconduct, Canucks Army

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    As the Hawks continue westward to the edge of the continent, tonight they will make their usual first Saturday night stop on the Circus Trip in Vancouver for a late tilt against whatever the hell it is the Canucks are anymore.

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  • I Told You To Get Out There And Mow That Lawn – Hawks 4, Stars 3 (OT)

    I Told You To Get Out There And Mow That Lawn – Hawks 4, Stars 3 (OT)

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    The back end of the divisional home and home historically tends to be a testier, albeit sloppier and more sluggish affair than its precursor, and tonight was no different considering just how spirited last night’s tilt in Dallas was. Given the Stars’ final push in regulation last night, it looked like both teams took quite a bit to get into the swing of things this evening.

    But with the Stars depleted, the Hawks had enough to outgun them finally in overtime. Hawks 4, Stars 3, now time to look at the electoral map.

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  • Stale Leftovers – Hurricanes 2, Hawks 1

    Stale Leftovers – Hurricanes 2, Hawks 1

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    War on Ice

    For the second straight game, the Hawks were damn near shut out by a team who had played the night before after having one or more days off themselves. They were outplayed, and none of the scoring chances came when anything in the game was in question. They made a struggling goaltender look positively heroic. They looked slow, old, and stupid. This is what happens to a one-line team when that one line isn’t scoring and half of the defensemen on the ice arguably should not even be in the NHL. This dislikeable group isn’t doing a goddamn thing as presently constituted. What a waste of fucking time.

  • Ashtray Monument – Sharks vs Hawks Preview, Series-A VC Funding

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    Game Time: 6:00PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Steve Jobs Was A Irretrievable Piece of Shit: Fear The Fin

    Twenty-seven hours (give or take with time zone changes) after whatever the hell that was yesterday afternoon in Buffalo, the Hawks have turned back around for a home game tonight against the San Jose Sharks and whatever it is they’re trying to accomplish.

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