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Series Recap And Cleveland Preview: Sox Split With Royals – SSDD

By Andy Jonathan April 12, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1: Royals 0 – White Sox 6 Game 2: RAINED OUT Game 3: Royals 4 – White Sox 3 (10 Innings)   This shit continues to happen. The Sox bring the heat in the first half of a series against an opponent and are completely unable to close it out in the […]

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Know When to Fold ‘Em – Cubs/Pirates Series Review: Cubs Lose Series 4-2/2-8/1-7

By Summer Corson April 12, 2021 0

This was an incredibly frustrating series as a Cubs fan, as it seemed like this weekend nothing went right. Davies and Williams threw clunkers, the Cubs can’t hit, the umpires gave us no help, Ross doesn’t know when to pull his starters, the defense gave up 13 runs to a team projected to be one […]

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Series Recap And Royals Preview: Sox Win 2 Of 3 Vs Mariners – Good?

By Andy Jonathan April 8, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 6 – Mariners 0 White Sox 10 – Mariners 4 White Sox 4 – Mariners 8   It takes a special kind of fuck up to take a series win like the Sox had and make it feel like they just got swept, yet here we sit. The Sox took the […]

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We’ve Seen This Crap Before – Cubs/Brewers Series Review: Cubs Lose Series 4-3/0-4/3-5

By Summer Corson April 8, 2021 0

Maybe spring training was giving you at least some sense of optimism about how this year might be different. (Or maybe not, since the front office did things like trading Yu Darvish for nothing in return.) But this series against the Brewers showed us all that these Cubs haven’t really changed at all. The pitching […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Town Called Malice

By Matt McClure April 8, 2021 0

The trade deadline approaches while the Hawks still manage to stay afloat, and baseball season is upon us and everyone has grand scale thoughts on the miniscule sample size. Find it all in the usual spots.

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Series Recap and Mariners Preview: Sox Lose 3 of 4 To Angels – Hauntingly Bad

By Andy Jonathan April 5, 2021 0

BOX SCORES White Sox 3 – Angels 4 White Sox 12 – Angels 8 White Sox 3 – Angels 5 White Sox 4 – Angels 7   Well that was not the start we all envisioned, was it? For a team that touts bullpen strength as one of it’s weapons, the White Sox didn’t exactly […]

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Series Preview: White Sox at Angels – California Dreamin’

By Andy Jonathan April 1, 2021 0

VS   Gametimes: Thursday 9:05 / Friday 8:38 / Saturday 8:07 / Sunday 7:37 (I don’t get it either) TV: Thursday-Saturday NBCSN / Sunday ESPN We Got Rocks In Our Outfield: Halos Heaven    Probable Starters Thursday: Lucas Giolito (4-3, 3.48 ERA) vs. Dylan “Al” Bundy (6-3, 3.29 ERA) Friday: Dallas Keuchel (6-2, 1.99 ERA) […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Sometimes

By Matt McClure April 1, 2021 0

In this stirring rendition, we offer thoughts on the continued struggles of the Hawks’ process despite Kirby Dach’s return, and offer some cogent and scintillating baseball thoughts. Give a listen, won’t you?

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Is This the Year for Our Offense? – 2021 Chicago Cubs Season Preview

By Summer Corson March 31, 2021 0

Ah yes, spring is in the air and the days are getting longer. That means baseball is just around the corner — tomorrow, in fact. The Cubs are opening their season against the Pittsburgh Pirates and the 162-game march to October commences. Everyone knows the rule that you can’t put too much stock on how […]

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FUCK – Eloy Tears Pec, Out 5-6 Months

By Andy Jonathan March 25, 2021 0

Who possibly could’ve seen this coming?   In back to back off-seasons, the White Sox had multiple chances to bolster their outfield depth with quality options. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, they instead decided to keep the purse strings closed and settled for the decaying shell of Adam Eaton. Today, that cheapfuckery bit them […]