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Pay For The Piano – Hawks at Capitals, Rangers, Islanders Preview

By Matt McClure December 2, 2021 0

To a certain extent it’s a mild relief that now the Hawks are losing games where they’re simply outgunned as opposed to looking like they’re playing a completely different sport than the opposition, or at best there like was a gas leak in their locker room (which would have explained Coach Jeremy Trestman hiding in […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Failed Imagineer

By Matt McClure December 1, 2021 0

Private dismay on public display. Thank you as always.

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Live From The Five Hole – Post-Bordeom

By Matt McClure November 23, 2021 0

Well, The Beloved embarassed themselves yet again for seemingly the millionth time in our collective lifetime today, and to what end no one is clear on. Also, wither Kirby Dach? Happy Thanksgiving.  

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Better Than The Alternative – Hawks Win Versus Penguins, Coyotes

By Matt McClure November 15, 2021 0

Apologies for waiting two days to get a wrap up here, but all things considered, this was a relatively uneventful week with only two games, and only minimal off-ice unpleasantness. Even on top of that, the Hawks actually won both of those games, and even one in regulation- it truly us a wonderous new frontier […]

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Live From The Five Hole – The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

By Matt McClure November 10, 2021 0

With a load of iron ore and twenty six thousand tons more.

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Walking Is Still Honest – Penguins & Coyotes Preview

By Matt McClure November 9, 2021 0

At last the long national nightmare is over. Coach Kelvin Gemstone/Vinny Del Colliton/Jeremy Bevington/Jeremy Trestman/Alpo Colliton/Jeremy Prinze, Jr./Cool Youth Pastor and his throbbing brain filled with defensive schemes so elaborate he forgets to even bother thinking about in game deployment are gone. It was about 18 months overdue, but the important thing is that

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Live From The Five Hole – Indictment

By Matt McClure November 2, 2021 0

We’re still dealing with it, but at least we cover some actual gameplay this time around. Thank you again.

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We’ll All Be Dead Come November – Senators, Canes, Jets, Predators Preview

By Matt McClure November 1, 2021 0

There is literally nowhere for this team to go but up after the worst week in this franchise’s long history of bad weeks, both on and off the ice. The Hawks extended their own streak in futility to start the season, came away with one point out of a possible six, and looked like disinterested […]

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On With The Show – Leafs, Canes, Blues Preview

By Matt McClure October 27, 2021 0

It seems impossible to have to turn to on-ice concerns after what came to light yesterday, but that’s seemingly the case. For those looking for more reaction to what the hell is even going on anymore with all of this, Sam obviously has it covered, and this might be the rare instance where listening to […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Everything’s Ruined

By Matt McClure October 26, 2021 0

We tried. Obvious content warnings here. Thank you for listening.