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Live From The Five Hole – Executioner’s Tax

By Matt McClure January 14, 2026 119

They showed us the body. Sky point Riley Gale.

 

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Dead Saturday

By Matt McClure January 7, 2026 202

Let’s go. Happy 2026. Fuck ICE.

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – O Come, O Come Emmanuel

By Matt McClure December 23, 2025 273

Merry Christmas.

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Who Was In My Room Last Night?

By Matt McClure December 16, 2025 302

Checkdown Bitch Merchant. Thank you.

 

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Light Sleeper

By Matt McClure December 10, 2025 270

Feelings can’t be wrong.

Also, everything said in this episode is Parody/Not Actionable.

 

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Pennsylvania

By Matt McClure December 4, 2025 290

Everyone loves on air production meetings. Fuck Berks County.

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – The Fix

By Matt McClure November 19, 2025 390

Dare we even say that things are getting fun?  Thank you.

 

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Menace

By Matt McClure November 11, 2025 344

Finally starting to look like things are On Pace. Thank you.

 

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Don’t Lose Touch

By Matt McClure November 4, 2025 260

Bears won. Get in the dirt, Dick.

 

Football Hockey Live From The Five Hole

Live From The Five Hole – Children In Heat

By Matt McClure October 29, 2025 239

It’s Halloween, gotta play Danzig. Also fuck Danzig.

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