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Nothing Can Kill The Grimace – Hawks @ Preds, Game 39

By Andy Jonathan April 3, 2021 0

VS    Records: Predators 19-18-1 (39) Hawks 17-16-5 (39) Puck Drops: 2:00 pm TV/Radio: NBCSN and WGN 720 Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over There: On The Forecheck    As if things weren’t bad enough, the Hawks reward for pissing away points against the Hurricanes in the last 30 seconds in game two on […]

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Illness To Insult And Injury

By Matt McClure December 29, 2020 0

In somewhat of a stunner of an announcement this morning, in a joint statement, Jonathan Toews and the Hawks let the public know that he will not be reporting to Magic Training Camp on January 3rd and there is no timetable for his return due to ongoing chronic fatigue that Toews has been experiencing for […]

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They’re With Her

By Matt McClure December 16, 2020 0

At last, the long national nightmare is over. No, the pandemic is still running rampant, and the personal and economic devastation still remain to be dealt with, but after about 8 months of searching in total secrecy, the Hawks finally have their executive structure ironed out, and it’s basically what everyone speculated in the immediate […]

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A Rebuild Would Be Nice If the Architect Weren’t Drunk

By John Pullega October 12, 2020 0

A completely fucking banner 96 hours for Stan Born on Third. Bowman dug deep into his throbbing Krang’s-body brain to: 1. Cut his franchise goaltender with nary a negotiation. 2. Trade a solid top-6 LW for a defenseman whose greatest contribution to the sporting world tops out at “piques Vince McMahon’s interest.” 3. Piss off […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Body Of An American

By Matt McClure April 29, 2020 0

With John McDonough no longer with the organ-I-zation, Sam, John, and I give him a proper Irish wake, and discuss where the Hawks go from here among other things. Play the fucking song, Hugh.

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Weekend Update – Rocky Likes His Guys and Other Flotsam

By John Pullega March 20, 2020 0

Though it looks less likely that we’ll get more hockey this year with each passing day, that doesn’t mean the Hawks aren’t not doing anything. Here’s a weekend update about the goings on with the Men of Four Feathers. – In an interview with Scott Powers, Rocky Wirtz said that there will be no front […]

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The Hawks Missile Crisis

By Sam Fels March 9, 2020 0

As Feather points out regularly on our podcast, “reading the tea leaves” has gotten frustrating and fatiguing. It’s just about all we can do these days, given how little the Hawks let out and what does get out never puts them in a good light these days. To say Duncan Keith is tired of Jeremy […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Feels Like I’m Going To Lose My Mind

By Sam Fels February 25, 2020 0

This week, Rose Rankin, Fifth Feather, and Yours Truly discuss the Hawks deadline, whether they were as sick of Lehner’s shit as we are, Adam Boqvist and Lucas Carlsson, and what if anything the future might hold. It goes on a bit…  

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What Did It Cost You?

By Sam Fels February 20, 2020 0

The last time Stan Bowman came out to open his mouth and find out with the rest of us what would come out of it, and a continuing theme the Hawks have hid behind, is that the price for “going for it” every season there for a bit cost them their future. Which is what […]

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It Was Over Before Last Night

By Sam Fels February 20, 2020 0

I understand the feeling that the Hawks season ended last night. If there was ever going to be one last charge to stand up and be counted, it was returning home for two games before going back on the road. It was seeing a non playoff team. It was having one last chance to prove […]