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Robot Devil Made Me Do It – New Jersey and St. Louis Previews

By Andy Jonathan February 25, 2022

As the wheels continue to fall off for the Hawks and the trade deadline looms ever closer, we’re left to consider what, exactly, any of us are doing here. It’s been a very long time since I’ve felt this level of hopelessness in conjunction with this team. The front office is a tire fire, and […]

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It’s Just Like Holding Two Shake Weights – Hawks Beat Canada Twice, Lose To St. Louis

By Andy Jonathan February 16, 2022

A successful, if unspectacular stretch of games for the Hawks this Valentines’ week as they were able to bookend two wins in Canada with an absolute turd of an effort down in The Lou for the middle frame. During all of this actual hockey being played (how many people were actually playing attention with the […]

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Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Season To Stop Sniffing Glue – Oilers, Blues and Jets Preview

By Andy Jonathan February 9, 2022

After Rocky’s pants-shitting at the town hall the other day, my give-a-shit level about this team has reached “Patrick Kane in Late February” territory. Yet still here I am writing about them, so I don’t quite know if that says more about me than Rocky but whatever. Some hockey is better than none I suppose. […]

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Gettin’ Pretty Good at Barely Gettin’ By – Hawks Lose 2 of 3, Late Night Edition

By Summer Corson November 30, 2021

The new-coach glisten has begun to dull a bit as the Hawks won only one game this past week. Though the Hawks still seem to be a bit less lost than when Coach Cool Youth Pastor was at the helm, the Sharks game was tedious at best and the Flames game was not pretty. Though […]

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Sucker Train Blues – Calgary, St. Louis, San Jose Previews

By Andy Jonathan November 23, 2021

With the last stop of the mini circus tour tonight ending in Calgary, the absolute worst the Hawks can go is .500 on the trip which all things considered is pretty respectable. Which is not to say that the actual PLAY of the team has been up to snuff on the defensive end, because it […]

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Game #69: Blues 2, Hawks 0 – That’s Right, The Women Are Smarter

By Rose Rankin March 8, 2020

Well, it was game #69 so insert NICE joke here…hahaha, I said insert. OK, enough Beavis and Butthead, we just had to sit through an awful game that was by turns boring and frustrating. The Hawks had opportunities and squandered them, the Blues were oafs and went after noted tough guys Adam Boqvist and Alex […]

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Game #69 – Blues vs. Hawks Preview: You Know What You Are

By Sam Fels March 8, 2020

vs. RECORDS: Blues 40-18-10   Hawks 31-29-8 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN (All Women Broadcast) MOS EISLEY CANTINA: St. Louis Gametime There’s not much I can add to Pullega’s wrap from Friday night. There could not have been a more clear illustration of every failing of this organization–players, coach, and front office–then puking up a game […]

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Game #69 – Blues vs. Hawks Spotlight: Doug Armstrong, And Patience To Learn

By Sam Fels March 8, 2020

When a GM is in a job for over 10 years, as Blues GM Doug Armstrong will pass into this summer, it’s either a sign of an organization’s inertia or incompetence, or a sign of sustained success. Or in the case of the Hawks, both. And it may be that’s the case in St. Louis […]

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Game #63 – Hawks vs. Blues Preview: Salt In The Wound

By Sam Fels February 25, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 27-27-8   Blues 36-17-10 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN  VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED: St. Louis Gametime So, what could be the worst thing you would have to sit through after an underwhelming though probably explainable trade deadline where you hoped the Hawks would begin to outline their future but didn’t really? And you’re […]

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Game #63 – Hawks vs. Blues Spotlight: Binny’s

By Sam Fels February 25, 2020 0

We can rant and rave all we want, but Jordan Binnington doesn’t have to do anything for the rest of his career and he’ll be a St. Louis legend. We’re shocked they don’t already have a statue of him next to Federko and drunk Brett Hull. He’s the only goalie to backstop the Blues to […]