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Those Are Good Burgers, Walter – First Round Preview – Vegas Defense

By John Pullega August 10, 2020 0

Against the Oilers, the Hawks could get away with the fact that their defense skates like slugs fuck and leave a similarly sticky trail of entrail ooze in their wake, as the Oilers gave the Hawks a run for their money in defensive ineptitude. They won’t be so lucky against Vegas (GET IT?), who has […]

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Game #31 – Hawks vs. Knights Preview: Streaking In The Desert?

By Sam Fels December 10, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 12-12-6   Knights 15-12-5 PUCK DROP: 9pm TV: NBCSN Chicago DIAMONDS AND DUST: SinBin Vegas You most certainly don’t feel like it, but if the Hawks were to get a point out of this one, and they only just got their first two points ever in Vegas in four tries last month, they […]

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Game #18 – Hawks vs. Knights Preview: So You Think You Can Dance?

By Sam Fels November 13, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 6-7-4   Knights 9-7-3 PUCK DROP: 9pm TV: NBCSN DIAMONDS AND DUST: Sinbin.Vegas The Hawks will begin a mini-roadie through the nouveau riche of the NHL, with tonight’s stop in Sin City before heading to Music City on Saturday night. Clearly Sin and Music go together, as every person who’s thrown a bible […]

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Game #18 – Hawks vs. Knights Spotlight: Are We Getting The Real Patches?

By Sam Fels November 13, 2019 0

If you want to feel better about organizational methods, it’s always good to laugh at someone else. It doesn’t mean your team is run any better, but at least you know there are other idiots along with you. Misery loves company, and so does idiocy. AMERICA. Cast your mind back three years ago, when the […]

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Game #18 – Hawks vs. Knights: Hedley Lamarr’s Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwhackers

By Sam Fels November 13, 2019 0

Ryan Reaves: It was ever thus. In the latest instance of why garbage cans like this have to be tossed out of the league but never will, we present Reaves’s bullshit with Adam Lowry. Last week, Lowry hit Alex Tuch. Was it totally clean? Perhaps not. It certainly wasn’t completely malicious either. But of course, whether […]

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Game #7 – Knights vs. Hawks Preview: No One Beats Vitas Gerulaitis Seven Times In A Row

By Sam Fels October 22, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Knights 6-4-0   Hawks 2-3-1 PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago I NEEDED SOMETHING TO CUT THE LIMES: Sinbin.Vegas We’re staying on the theme of the day, aren’t we? Let’s get it out of the way at the top. The Hawks have never beaten the Knights. They’ve only gotten a point off of them […]

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Game #7 – Knights vs. Hawks Spotlight: Man It Was A Stone Groove

By Sam Fels October 22, 2019 0

Upon trading for Mark Stone, the Golden Knights signed him to an eight-year extension worth $9.5M. It’s in the top-20 among cap hits in the league, except everyone above Stone have either major hardware, 90+ point seasons, or something similar (aside from Jack Eichel, who at least has youth on his side). It caused me […]

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Game #7 – Knights vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Pugs, Mugs, And Thugs

By Sam Fels October 22, 2019 0

Ryan Reaves – As if it could be anyone else. Perhaps the most annoying portion of the Knights, and it’s a crowded field, is the idea they love to spout that they somehow rehabilitated this guy. And not that his improved numbers have anything to do with playing with actually talented fourth liners like Tomas Nosek […]

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You Ain’t Shane, You Ain’t Mook – ’19-’20 NHL Team Previews – Vegas Golden Knights

By Matt McClure September 29, 2019 0

How does an expansion franchise follow up one of the most improbable runs in professional sports history after reaching the Stanley Cup final in their first year of existence? Well, in the case of the Vegas Golden Knights, they have zero self awareness regarding all of the good fortune that fell their way the year […]

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Why Not Put George McPhee Over Jim Hendry’s Barrel?

By Sam Fels June 18, 2019 0

While I sit here and still try and wrap my head around the Olli Maatta trade and failing terrible and falling deeper into my own ennui, a Justin Bruan trade didn’t help today. He’s at least twice as good as Maatta, didn’t cost any players, and is only signed for one season so if it […]