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Well Pilgrim, Not Until You Eat The Peanuts Outta My… – FFUD’s ’17-’18 Player Reviews – John Hayden or What Is This That Stands Before Me?

By John Pullega May 14, 2018 0

There’s a bit of a fuzziness to it, but John Hayden ended up playing more than half of the games on the schedule for the Blackhawks. He was here until January, got sent down to Rockford, then came back up in March. Do you remember much about what he did? Because I sure don’t. John […]

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Re-Shuffle Recap

By Matt McClure February 27, 2018 0

With the trade deadline come and gone, it’s time to take a look at the landscape now that the dust has settled.

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Game #62 – You Don’t Have to Be Beautiful to Turn Me On – Hawks 3, SHA-ARKS 1

By John Pullega February 23, 2018 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick The game flow may have had all the appeal of a freshly shot snot rocket hanging menacingly from a necessary hand rail, but there were quite a few things to get excited about in this Friday night affair. To the bullets: – If not for the Fels Motherfuck, […]

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Game #57 – What happens here stays here, except this has happened everywhere – Hawks 2, Knights 5

By Adam Hess February 14, 2018 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick The Blackhawks visited Sin City tonight, and what they did in the third period was certainly sinful. That sentence sucked let’s just get to the bullets: – Overall I actually didn’t think this was that bad of a hockey game on the Hawks part, especially given the lineup […]

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Game #54 – No One Speaks English And Everything’s Broken, And My Stacies Are Soaking Wet – Hawks 2, Stars 4

By John Pullega February 8, 2018 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick The Hawks, in the words of the inimitable Tom Waits, are a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal. To the bullets. – Brent Seabrook had a positively wonderful game tonight. His pass on Toews’s goal channeled 2013, and his purposely […]

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Game #30 Alright in a Sort of a Limited Way for an Off Night – Hawks 3, Coyotes 1

By Rose Rankin December 10, 2017 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica OK, so it took until the third period for this one to get interesting. But it did, and the Hawks got the two points they very badly needed against this crap excuse for a team. To the bullets: – Oesterle instead of Kempny, huh? What did this guy do, […]

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It ain’t broke, so don’t go fixin’ it

By Adam Hess November 29, 2017 0

The worst kept secret in hockey right now is that Alex DeBrincat is tearing up the NHL. After getting off to bit of a slow start, with just four points in his first 11 games, he went on a tear in November, with 15 points in his 14 games (including October 28). In that time, […]

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Game #23 – Eruption – Hawks 7, Ducks 3

By John Pullega November 27, 2017 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick I always smile when I remember that Cam Fowler plays for the Ducks. I smile especially big when the Hawks rub the Ducks’s faces in it. To the bullets. – One of the Hawks’s third liners, Alex DeBrincat, had a hat trick on Free Hat Night. The fix […]

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Sit Back, Relax, and Strap in Down – ’17-’18 Blackhawks Player Previews – Tommy Wingels

By October 2, 2017

This player preview is about Tommy Wingels—if you want to stop reading right now I won’t hold it against you. Still here? OK, but don’t say I didn’t give you an out from a piece about a fourth-liner who couldn’t cut it in either San Jose or Ottawa.

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Free Agency Opens, Hawks Try New Tactic Of Playing With No Centers

By July 1, 2017

It’s a beautiful day. Summer’s here, so I’m going to try and be as positive as I can. Patrick Sharp and Tommy Wingels don’t cost much… and that’s about that. We’ve spent a week laying out why Patrick Sharp doesn’t make any sense here, no matter that he cost not much. Every dollar the Hawks […]