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Game #65 – Hawks vs. Kings Preview, Demo Ski Rental – Modern Day Catastrophists

By Matt McClure March 2, 2019 0

at RECORDS: Hawks 27-28-9   Kings 23-33-8 PUCK DROP: 3:00PM CST TV/RADIO: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, WGN-AM 720 PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS: JFTC How the mighty have fallen. It’s a cliche, but given the matchup between these two former titans, it’s applicable. And while the Hawks are threatening to make a useless playoff appearance […]

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Game #65 – Hawks vs. Kings Preview, Pilot Punch Up Session – Rags To Rags

By Matt McClure March 3, 2018 0

 at  Game Time: 3:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, WGN-AM 720 Harboring A Fugitive: JFTC After getting their dicks thoroughly knocked in the dirt in the Bay Area on Thursday night, the Hawks make their way south to face the Kings on Figueroa, bringing this fetid garbage season one game closer to mercifully ending.

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Game #60 – Kings vs. Hawks Preview, Car Insurance Quote – New Dark Ages

By Matt McClure February 19, 2018 0

 vs  Game Time: 7:30 CST TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9 (Local), NHLN-US, TVAS, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720 Fountain & Fairfax: JFTC How the mighty have fallen. Half of the Stanley Cups in the last decade belong to these two franchises, one in danger of missing the playoffs for the third time in four seasons, and the other literally all but […]

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Game #27 – Kings vs. Hawks Preview, Veterinary Appointment – Let Me Ride

By Matt McClure December 3, 2017 0

 vs  Game Time: 6:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 He Could Really Make It If He Just Got His Shit Together: The Royal Half, JFTC As the Freakout Hell Bus Ride of 5 games in 7 nights comes to a close on West Madison tonight, the Hawks are looking to avoid losing their fourth straight game […]

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I Hate Myself and Want to Die – Around the NHL – Pacific Division

By October 4, 2016

And so now we move west, young men and women to the hellhole that is known as the Pacific Division. Once the place where Vancouver collected 100 points by merely having a pulse, the division has seen a bit of a makeover since realignment. The Kings, Ducks and Sharks have all taken turns setting the […]

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Modern Day Catastrophists – Kings vs Hawks Preview, Hypnotherapy Session

By March 14, 2016

 vs  Game Time: 7:00PM Central TV/Radio: CSN+, NBCSN, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720 Hollywood Bowl: JFTC, Royal Half On paper, it’s surprising that what’s become very clear as the vocal majority of Hawks fans aren’t more nakedly jealous of Kings fans. With basically an equal amount of success as the Hawks, Kings fans have been able to enjoy the organization […]

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers Suck: Kings 3, Blackhawks 2 (Kings win Jarts)

By November 29, 2015

Box Score Event Summary War On Ice Natural Stat Trick Well, you can’t say they didn’t have it coming. All night long the Kings played with the Hawks like a cat plays with…I hate cats what do they play with? Rodent carcasses? The dead bodies of their owners? If you asked me to sum up […]

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Recipe For Hate – Hawks at Kings Preview, Leftover Feast

By November 28, 2015

 at  Game Time: 9:30PM Central TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, WGN-AM 720 Fountain and Fairfax: The Royal Half, Jewels From The Crown Tonight the Hawks will conclude their annual November two-week displacement from the United Center at the hands of Sirs Barnum and Bailey on Figueroa against the Kings, who are taking a novel approach to their regular season […]

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Race To The Bottom – Kings vs Hawks Preview, Returned Goods Authorization

By November 2, 2015

 vs  Game Time: 7:30PM Central TV/Radio: CSN, NHL Network, SportsNet Affiliates, WGN-AM 720 Dean’s List: The Royal Half, Jewels From The Crown The Kings and Blackhawks have one of the modern NHL’s true great rivalries, with the two teams alternating Stanley Cup titles over the last four years. But their competitiveness with one another extends to off the […]

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For Those Scoring At Home

By sgadmin August 29, 2014 0

These days, I’m basically piggy-backing off the better hockey writers around because it’s late August and I can’t be bothered to think of anything myself. That will change next week when the calendar flips to September and we can really start to preview the upcoming season. It doesn’t feel like the season is about to […]