I’m wasted as my time, spent sitting idly by, drinking in this shithole while you all went on outside.
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Game Time: 6:30PM Central
TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, WGN-AM 720
North Dallas 53rd Parallel: Oilers Nation, Copper & Blue
So it seems there was a bit of a miscommunication with who had the preview today. With that said, here’s a half-assed look at what’s transpiring in an hour or so.
While things didn’t get off to the most ideal start in Big D, the Hawks would come roaring back in a fashion very similar to that of last Saturday afternoon in The Peg, however even more opportunistic.
Touch me I’m sick!
I won’t live long, and I’m full of rot
Gonna give you – girl – everything I got
I feel bad, and I’ve felt worse
I’m a creep, yeah, I’m a jerk
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FACEOFF: 7pm Central
TV/RADIO: WGN for both
GET YOUR BISCUITS IN THE OVEN AND YOUR BUNS IN THE BED: Defending Big D
At little while ago, this weekend looked like another cupcake gauntlet for the Hawks (mmmmm, cupcake gauntlet… ). The Stars and Oilers were both near the bottom of their respective divisions, and to be kind to them they were both struggling to adapt to new coaches. However, the volume has turned up slightly as the Stars have won three in a row – two in the home run derby and one in overtime. However, two of the wins came in Boston and Detroit, so it’s not to be sneezed at like some black mold. If this were NBA JAM, the play-by-play guy would tell us the Stars are heating up (yes, I know it only took three straight shots in NBA JAM to be on fire, but two shootout wins and an OT win don’t scream “on fire!” to me quite yet. So shut up).
Guys, I have a problem.
They say the first step to overcoming addiction is admitting you have a problem. After I stayed up well past 11 on Wednesday night and fist pumped and high-fived a bunch of imaginary friends, I realized I indeed have a problem.
Now can they apologize for Jim Belushi: PHT (auto)
Getting a taste of Biscuit: CSN (auto)
Pirri figuring out how to play both ends: ESPN Chi
Still a top 10 farm… barely: HF
The biggest increase and 5th overall cost: PD
Horcoff is still searching for his jock: Deadspin
The IceHogs have had a busy schedule this past week as they played 4 games in 6 days. With a few wins, they would’ve increased their point lead as they sat atop the Western Conference standings, but the roll that the Hogs were on came to an abrupt halt.
