Oh, welcome to this world of fools, of pink champagne and swimming pools. Well, all you have to lose is your virginity. Perhaps we’ll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life, we don’t need feebleness in this proximity.
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Game Time: 7:00PM
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
This Love: Defending Big D
What six months ago looked to be just another game along the home stretch of the schedule between the Stars and Hawks figures tonight to be anything but. The Stars are fighting for their playoff lives in the newly configured Western Conference, while thousands of sweaty adult men clad in red anxiously await their first glimpse of a taut, 19-year old Scandanavian boy in a Hawks uniform.
Let the Era of the Dragon commence: Youtube
The anointed hype sponge: CSN
Migratory birds: Chicago Tribune
Toronto Trolls: Sportsnet
From last night’s Committed Indian Page 8. Those contributed via Twitter are credited. Sort of.
Tivo Targaryen (this one we’ll be using frequently)
Turbo Typo-Findin’
Teemu Top-Landin’
Teemo Terre Haute’en
Teevo Soundgarden
Teuvo Team-Stompin
Manti Te’o
Toyvo TVTimeout – @FancyHockeyStat
Taye Diggs Terrible Linen – @EiroNvek
Cee-Lo Taravanko
Kyle Calder – @MikeAlper
Taylor Terra Firma
Taco Teraveenen
Tebow McGowan
Tito Transylvania – @KileyMags
Teevee Terryfunyun – @tree_turty_tree
Teevo Terrarium – @Ryan_Comerford
Jagmeer Jaguire – @mundtjg
Turtle Tigerlion
Tampa Terrorhymen
Taveo Tarkanian – @tierney_tim
Tenfoot Torahstudent
Touchdown Torsionhaver
Armin Tamzarian – The Beverly Brewmaster
Jurco Unemployment – @HiImBobLedonne
Jonathan Toes – @AndrewBurner
Sha-arks
Kosuke Fukodome – @mil182
Tomo Arigato – @AirTrafficAJ
We’re coming out again. This Thursday as the Hawks return to the scene of the most recent crime, let’s all get together for it. We’ll be upstairs at The Bottom Lounge (1375 W. Lake) for the game against the Bruins. Don’t even have to come for the game, as the pinball selection is also top notch. Perfect if you work downtown and need an excuse to ignore the kids for a few extra hours. Hope to see you there.
Whatever: Blackhawks
Meh: ESPN Chicago
He better get more than 6 shifts before Q makes up his mind: Trib
Some people never learn: SI
Now that you’ve ripped up you $billion bracket: PHT
Box Score
Event Summary
Extra Skater
When the dust settles on the 2013-2014 season, however it ends, that the Blackhawks have pissed away more than their fair share of points not only in the division, but to teams such as the Predators in their current state, could very well come back to haunt them.
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FACEOFF: 6pm Central
TV/RADIO: WGN for both
FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES: On The Forecheck
The Hawks continue their late season homestand with another encounter with a bottom-feeder of the league, this time in their own division with the Nashville Predators. While the Carolina Hurricanes barely roused the Hawks’ attention, the Predators’ recent success against the Hawks should have them more tuned in whatever their current standing.
In a game that seemed destined for extra time, the Hawks were able to grab a full two points without needing extra time and without ever having to take it out of second gear. Win, win in this guy’s world. Let’s move on to extracurricular thoughts.
This too will soon slip out of reach, this too will soon come to an end.
