Two time, two-ton hangover king
The bride wore black
We were ready to swing
Too far gone to stop-top of the pops
Big plans, big time, everything
Downtown pawn shop
Bought us a ring
Heading for the top-
Top of the pops
FACEOFF: 6:30pm Central
TV/RADIO: NBCSN, WGN Radio
YINZER YAHOOS: Pensburgh, The Pensblog
Two darlings of the midseason that have started to cough and wheeze (well, “started” isn’t correct but you get it) meet up tonight near the confluence of the Monongahela River and the Allegheny that form the Ohio River (I’ve watched far too much baseball in my life). While the reasons for the loss of titan status for both, they’ll recognize the struggles of each other.
Jonathan Toews: “Everyone seems to be a part of the bad habits that are kind of running contagiously through our lineup.”
DING DING DING. That also applies to the captain himself, though obviously he’s taking it upon himself as well.
Tonight was a perfect microcosm of what’s been this Hawks team lately, and honestly for most of the season at this point. Structurally they are off, not allowing them to play the game they need to, but their star power enables them to have a chance to win. Either Hossa, Sharp, and Toews drag them by the gonads to victory, or they lose. Lately, it’s been the latter more often. It’s disheartening because we all thought after being truly thumped last night due to structural problems there would be a response. There usually is from the Hawks. Tonight, they got worse. WAY WORSE.
And tonight, another layer of simple laziness was added to the mix (or is it lethargy?). The same breakout bullshit we’ve seen all year was still present, with forwards doing a flash mob in the neutral zone instead of breaking in packs and being available for their d-men to easily find. The Hawks then added a simple refusal to get back and pressure the Ottawa forwards from behind, consistently subjecting their d-men to odd-man rushes and open ice. Even Toews was guilty, as he wasn’t exactly busting it back to help out with Spezza in the middle of the ice for what really was the killer third Sens’ goal.
What if I’m the one who’s crazy?
I’m not crazy, just frustrated.
Let’s go shopping today. Drive our fancy cars to the fancy malls, and for lunch we’ll have Big Macs.
All down the streets the signs read cheaper and better technology. This capitalist vision is my nightmare. Put up a sign in my face, what the fuck happened to this place? I think we made a wrong turn, now look at the lovely concrete.
Game Time: 6:00PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
House of Representin’: Silver Seven Sens
With no time whatsoever to dwell on last night’s steaming turd squeezed out on the shores of the Charles River (debatable whether or not that’d be an improvement), the Hawks stay within the Flortheast division with a trip up to Canada’s capital. No, not Toronto, Rand McNally. They’ll be in Ottawa to face off against the Senators, whose issues this season made whatever difficulties the Hawks had with the Bruins last night seem meager by comparison.
Friday fun: Blackhawks
What might have been: ESPN Boston
Chara is good again: NHL
Let’s pass a hat: PHT
Plus they live in Buffalo: SI




