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John Fischer is the editor-in-chief of InLouWeTrust.com. You can follow him on Twitter @JKFischer. We also dug up this rock person on Twitter @HellBlazerVice. We don’t know either. 

Let’s start with something easy: Just what the hell are the Devils doing at the top of the standings in the Metro when most of their analytic numbers aren’t good?
HellBlazer: The first few weeks looked good when they were skating fast and generating dangerous chances, which lead to goals. However, their defense was their achilles heel and Hynes has stopped trying to turn every game into a track meet and has started to dial down the aggressiveness in order to stop bleeding goals against- which thanks to their lack of capable defensive players has failed miserably. They’ve managed to stay afloat thanks to Taylor Hall putting the team on his back and Brian Gibbons somehow putting up 7 goals. Occam’s razor suggests their success is a dead cat bounce and with the way they’ve played lately, it very likely is.
Fischer: 

The Devils have been hot in the net and with their sticks throughout October. The Devils finished October with a hot 8-2-0 with a 10.38% shooting percentage in 5-on-5; a 92.74% save percentage in 5-on-5 play; four shorthanded goals; and a shooting percentage of 18.03% on the power play.  You’re right in that most of their team metrics aren’t good.  But when you’re shooting this well and the goalies have been great for the most part, then that makes up the gap.  The Devils have cooled off in November with a 1-2-2 start to the month.  They’re not just lighting teams up and while Cory Schneider and Keith Kinkaid have been very good, the team has bled a ton of shots and that catches up.   
 
So why are the Devils still in first despite this?  Easy: the other teams have not met expectations yet.  The Washington Capitals have not played to their level of talent. The New York Rangers started off the season by gloriously falling on their face, mostly in their overrated building.  The Carolina Hurricanes have continued to show great shot metrics and not much more – which is why their results have been limited.  That said, the party may be over for the Devils soon unless they start winning some games and playing better games at even strength.  The Columbus Blue Jackets have begun to assert themselves.  Scarily, the Pittsburgh Penguins are around first place despite one of the league’s lowest PDO.  Once that gets corrected, the Pens could rule this division with an iron fist. It has not happened – yet.   If or when most of the other seven teams get their acts together, then the Devils will likely fall. For now, I’m just enjoying the view.
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It’s been over a year since Peter Chiarelli shipped out Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson. It remains no less funny, especially as the Oilers grasp and claw for anyone beyond Run CMD and Leon Draisaitl that can a) score and B) move at something more than a glacial pace.

Hall bore the brunt of criticism in Edmonton, more than their other #1 picks did when things didn’t work. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins seems to have ducked most of the ire, even though no one’s been able to adequately able to explain what it is he actually does. Nail Yakupov was a bust, but also had the good fortune of just being the #1 pick in whatever everyone said was a weak draft. Jordan Eberle was tossed overboard only this summer.

And yet you can’t overstate the mistake here.

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First Screen Viewing

Penguins v. Predators – 7pm

The last of the “rematch” as the Pens return to the scene of the crime for the only time this season. At least during the regular season. Because they could do this all again in June, given how everyone in the Eastern Conference is Three-Stooges’ing it so far and the Kyle Turris acquisition give the Preds an added dynamic. The Penguins have hung around the top of the Metro even though all their metrics are offline and Matt Murray has played far too much and hasn’t really been all that good. They just keep finding a way. There will be a buzz in the building as Turris makes his Predators debut as well. It’s a whole lot of yellow. No, we won’t make a Coldplay joke, because they suck to high heaven.

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vs.

RECORDS: Hawks 7-7-2   Hurricanes 6-5-3

PUCK DROP: 6pm

TV: WGN

HE HIT THE FUCKIN’ BULL, DIDN’T HE?: Section 328

It’ll be a reunion of sorts tonight down in Raleigh. The Hawks will visit the biggest collection of their alumni in the league, and they’ll see a Hurricanes team that expected to be ahead of where they are currently. There should be some air of desperation at the RBC tonight, but then again there should have been in Philly and it took the Hawks 30 minutes to find the smelling salts.

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Section 328 are the unhinged, the unwashed, and the unbreakable portion of Hurricans fans and blogdom. Follow them on Twitter @Section_328. 

It feels like we’ve been here before with the Canes. Their underlying/analytic numbers are some of the best in the league, but finish-wise they can’t hit a bull in the ass with a snow shovel and the special teams blow. Is a lack of true, top-end talent to blame or just shitty luck?

328: That’s quite the analogy, but in no way wrong. This team currently has less finish than a box of Franzia (save for Jeff Skinner). Our PK isn’t the juggernaut we saw last season, and the power play is, I believe, one for their last nine thousand. While the Canes have a lot of second and third line talent, we’re sorely lacking in first-line players, particularly center, right now.

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Once again, our friend The Beverly Brewmaster is here to help get you drunk. Follow him on Twitter @BvrlyTweetMaker

A wise man once said: “You’ve got to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!” What does this have to do with beer? Not much. But it’s pumpkin beer season, and few styles evoke more controversy. Personally, I’m not a fan of most pumpkin beers, but the ones I tend to like are the darker offerings. The assertive flavors in pumpkin pie spices need tempering, and the roasted flavors you get in a stout keep the spices from dominating.

One pumpkin beer I had last week that I really enjoyed is Dark O’ The Moon pumpkin stout from Seattle’s Elysian Brewing Co. [Full disclosure: Elysian was purchased by Budweiser’s parent company a couple years ago.] The characteristic cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice and clove flavors are there, but they’re not overwhelming. The coffee and cocoa flavors from the roasted malts balance the spices perfectly, and at 7.5% alcohol it’s got some body and warmth to it while still being somewhat drinkable. So if you’re looking for something to sip on while the kids are trick-or-treating (or while you hide in the basement pretending that nobody’s home so nobody will ring the doorbell, you cheap bastard) and you don’t generally think of yourself as a pumpkin beer guy, you might want to give Dark O’ The Moon a shot.