Sleep all day, drink your life away, it’s another step closer to the comfort of the grave.
And you’re more beautiful than you were on the day that we first met, my Angel of The Not-Yet-Buried-Dead.
Where the corpses of our motivations hang, on the gallows over-ripe with shit like colostomy bags.
Catching up on nothing in the basement I call home, dismantling discussions on a piss-soaked telephone.
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Game Time: 7:30PM Central
TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, 97.9 The Loop (What?)
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It’s a weird limbo the Hawks find themselves in in this final week of the regular season. For all intents and purposes the games don’t matter, for both the Hawks and their opposition. Though tonight’s opponent in Phoenix does have the slightest sliver of hope, however futile it might be.
The big news last night was that the NHL is expanding its outdoor schedule to carry five more outdoor games in larger venues in addition to the Winter Classic on New Year’s Day at the Big House in Ann Arbor. In that series, the Hawks are scheduled to take on the Penguins on Saturday, March 1, 2014 at Soldier Field. And thus far, most have seemed to agree with Puck Daddy’s Harrison Mooney and his claim that this is a cynical cash grab. But while Mooney is right in that aspect of it, he’s incorrect in stating that it’s a bad thing. In fact, it’s exactly the sort of thing Hawks fans should be glad is happening.
It’s almost comical at this point.
The script is for all intents and purposes set in stone. Every game down in the glorified trailer park west of the Mississippi the Blues will spend the better part of the first period running around looking to decapitate anything with an Indian head on the sweater. The Hawks then weather the storm and use their speed and skill to grab a lead, and then allow the Blues to helplessly flail trying to claw their way back onto the scoreboard before the inevitable dagger, only to resume the extra curricular bullshit.
And we say goodbye, and go underground, Or up towards the sky, up in smoke, burnt down to size. At least we’re still friends, at least we’re still alive.
Remember last April when we saw U.S. Maple?
Take your wings outside, you can’t fly in here.
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Game Time: 7:30PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WGN-AM 720
Wicked, Tricksy, False: Winging It In Motown, Abel To Yzerman
And so brings to a close the Third Age of Middle-Earth, as tonight will mark the last game between the Hawks and Scum wherein they will be divisional opponents. And, as usual, the stakes are high.
