Follow me, I’ll take you there. You needn’t think, you needn’t care.
Author: McClure
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Seaward With The C-Words – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Pregame Thread, 401(K) Dispersal
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Game Time: 9:00 PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WIND-AM 560
The House That Heaven Built: Nucks MisconductIt seems odd that a game this late in the season between these two foes would have so little riding on it, but yet that’s the case tonight as the Hawks visit Riot City to kick off the final week of the regular season. And because there isn’t much at stake, keeping all the requisite bile associated with the Orca and their trash flinging constituency should at least be attempted to be compartmentalized for at least one evening. But that’s easier said than done.
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Third Period Thread – Coyotes vs Hawks
Sleep all day, drink your life away, it’s another step closer to the comfort of the grave.
And you’re more beautiful than you were on the day that we first met, my Angel of The Not-Yet-Buried-Dead.
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Second Period Thread – Coyotes vs Hawks
Where the corpses of our motivations hang, on the gallows over-ripe with shit like colostomy bags.
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First Period Thread – Coyotes vs Hawks
Catching up on nothing in the basement I call home, dismantling discussions on a piss-soaked telephone.
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Fix Up, Look Sharp – Coyotes vs Blackhawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Clam Bake
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Game Time: 7:30PM Central
TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, 97.9 The Loop (What?)
Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup: Five For HowlingIt’s a weird limbo the Hawks find themselves in in this final week of the regular season. For all intents and purposes the games don’t matter, for both the Hawks and their opposition. Though tonight’s opponent in Phoenix does have the slightest sliver of hope, however futile it might be.
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The Great Outdoors
The big news last night was that the NHL is expanding its outdoor schedule to carry five more outdoor games in larger venues in addition to the Winter Classic on New Year’s Day at the Big House in Ann Arbor. In that series, the Hawks are scheduled to take on the Penguins on Saturday, March 1, 2014 at Soldier Field. And thus far, most have seemed to agree with Puck Daddy’s Harrison Mooney and his claim that this is a cynical cash grab. But while Mooney is right in that aspect of it, he’s incorrect in stating that it’s a bad thing. In fact, it’s exactly the sort of thing Hawks fans should be glad is happening.
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All Bark – Hawks 2, Blues 0
It’s almost comical at this point.
The script is for all intents and purposes set in stone. Every game down in the glorified trailer park west of the Mississippi the Blues will spend the better part of the first period running around looking to decapitate anything with an Indian head on the sweater. The Hawks then weather the storm and use their speed and skill to grab a lead, and then allow the Blues to helplessly flail trying to claw their way back onto the scoreboard before the inevitable dagger, only to resume the extra curricular bullshit.
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Third Period Thread – Scum vs Hawks
And we say goodbye, and go underground, Or up towards the sky, up in smoke, burnt down to size. At least we’re still friends, at least we’re still alive.