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You Get What Anyone Gets – Saying Goodbye To The ’18-19 Boston Bruins

By Sam Fels June 13, 2019 0

You fucking fuckwits. One of the reasons that most everyone hates the Patriots is that the path always seems to make itself in front of them. Not only are they ahead of the game, but their division has had unmatched and an almost incomprehensible incompetence and asshoolery for over a decade. Which means the Pats […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 7 Preview – Cue The Europe

By Sam Fels June 12, 2019 0

vs. GAMETIME: 7pm Central  TV: NBC PISSHEADS AND CHOWDAHEADS: St. Louis Gametime, Stanley Cup Of Chowder If it feels like this goddamn Final has gone on for two months, you’re not alone. While the added day off for travel makes sense and should have been instituted a while ago, it does add four days to […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 6 Recap – Oh, So Close

By Sam Fels June 10, 2019 0

“If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” That was the text compatriot Matt McClure sent us before puck drop last night, fearing that we were about to cross the rubicon and face our worst fears. But what we should have remembered is…this is the St. Louis Blues. So of course they were going to come […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 5 Recap – Just Kill Us

By Sam Fels June 7, 2019 0

Maybe it’s better this way. Maybe it’s the better way to accept your fate. Or maybe this is just setting up for what will become the ultimate Blues moment. There are your two roads. Resignation or the road to hope. I have no idea. At least the Final tossed up a decent game for once…except […]

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Another Reason This Final Sucks

By Sam Fels June 6, 2019 0

I mean, take your pick. The hockey hasn’t been terribly enjoyable, there’s yet to be a good game, both fanbases would do the world a favor by leaping into Sarlacc, no matter who wins we’re all going to be sick, and add to that the narratives or stories around these teams are so stupid and […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 4 Recap – George Is Gettin’ Upset!

By Sam Fels June 4, 2019 0

Ok, so remember when the Hawks used to kind of just do enough to win a series? Like, they’d let a road game slip because they already got one to even out home-ice and they just didn’t feel like matching the intensity for six or seven straight games? Like the Nashville series in ’15. Or […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 3 Recap – A Game I Definitely Watched And Was Not Drunkenly Passed Out For

By Sam Fels June 2, 2019 0

That’s absolutely true. I was not snoring and drooling on my couch for the first 30 minutes of this contest in a European Champions stupor only to discover the game was over when I came to. Definitely saw the whole thing. It was that important to me. I thought it mattered that much, and wouldn’t […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 2 Recap – Oh For F–k’s Sake

By Sam Fels May 30, 2019 0

I suppose on a day when yet another professional sports team gets in bed with BarfStool it’s only right they get their dicks kicked in at home, which is essentially what the Bruins did despite the game going to overtime. This series is certainly make everyone taste their own bile, with the Bruins off the […]

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You Were So In With The Out Crowd – Stanley Cup Final Preview: Barf Barf Barf

By Sam Fels May 24, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston Monday, 7pm Game 2 in Boston Wednesday, 7pm Game 3 in St. Louis Saturday, June 1st, 7pm Game 4 in St. Louis Monday, June 3rd, 7pm Let’s get through this together. It’s the Layoff vs. The Momentum, and it’s going to be utter torture for pretty much everyone outside […]

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Night Songs – That’s How Ovie Does It

By Sam Fels June 8, 2018 0

Call me a sucker for these moments. I’ve certainly had my issues with the Washington Capitals. I’ve definitely reveled in their failures along with everyone else, spiced with a tinge of frustration with them for not making good on the promise of so many teams in the past (don’t tell me Caps-Hawks in ’10 wouldn’t […]