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True Colors – Blackhawks/Stars Series Review: Blackhawks Split Series 4-2/1-5

By Summer Corson April 9, 2021 0

Box Score: Game 40 | Game 41 Game Log: Game 40 | Game 41 Natural Stat Trick: Game 40 | Game 41 The Hawks certainly showed them last night. It always astounds me how this team can always be counted on to do the exact bare minimum necessary to kind of stay in the playoff […]

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Treading Water – Blackhawks/Hurricanes Series Review: Hawks Split Series 2-1/3-4

By Summer Corson April 2, 2021 0

Box Score: Game 37 | Game 38 Game Log: Game 37 | Game 38 Natural Stat Trick: Game 37 | Game 38 It’s what the Hawks are doing – treading water when they should actually be sidestroking away from the impending sea monster that is the Nashville Predators, leaving them in our wake. Instead, the […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Sometimes

By Matt McClure April 1, 2021 0

In this stirring rendition, we offer thoughts on the continued struggles of the Hawks’ process despite Kirby Dach’s return, and offer some cogent and scintillating baseball thoughts. Give a listen, won’t you?

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Galaxy Brain Games – Hawks Lose Both To Preds 3-1, 3-2

By Andy Jonathan March 29, 2021 0

BOX SCORES Game 1 / Game 2 Natural Stat Trick Game 1 / Game 2    I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Nah, fuck that. I’m pretty mad too. With the Hawks early playoff points cushion all but erased by the butthole puckeringly difficult month of March, what was once just another series on the […]

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Chain Link Fence – Predators vs Hawks Games 35 & 36 Preview

By Matt McClure March 27, 2021 0

vs Game Times: 7:00PM TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NBCSN (3/28), WGN-AM 720 Time’s Up: On The Forecheck *All Stats Mentioned Courtesy of Natural Stat Trick* As March comes to a close in whatever this oddball, virus-addled, mutation of a season ends up being, games that were already the proverbial “Four Pointers” between divisional opponents have started

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Same Old Song and Dance – Panthers vs. Hawks Series Review: Hawks Lose Series 4-2/6-3

By Summer Corson March 16, 2021 0

Box Score: Game 29 / Game 30 Game Logs: Game 29 / Game 30 Natural Stat Trick: Game 29 / Game 30 The Blackhawks blew another lead? Again? This team? Are you sure? Is this déjà vu? It’s not déjà vu, friends. The Blackhawks have blown 7 of 9 total multi-goal leads since the beginning […]

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Live From The Five Hole – Robot Rock

By Matt McClure February 24, 2021 0

All the robots are in the garage. We talk existential crises and what any of this Hawks stuff all means long term. Get the audio after the jump.

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Live From The Five Hole – Hand To Mouth

By Matt McClure December 30, 2020 0

It’s the last recording of 2020, and there’s another fresh round of terrible things to discuss. Come join us won’t you?

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Quarterfinals Game #5 – Small Change Got Rained on With His Own .38 – Hawks 3, Knights 4 – Knights Win Series 4–1

By John Pullega August 19, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick They got farther than they should have. Some of the kids showed flashes of brilliance. Others looked everything from odious to unusable. We got a couple more classic games from one of our favorite guys. And all the while a coach. My oh my, a coach. – Jeremy Colliton is […]

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Quarterfinal Game #2 – Hawks 3, Knights 4 (OT) – I’d Rather Feel Pain Than Nothing At All

By Adam Hess August 13, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick I don’t mean to be too defeatist, nor to absolutist, but if the Hawks are to have any shot at winning this series, they need to win games like tonight. We’ll dig into the details shortly, but the TL;DR of it to lead with here is that if you’re going […]