The Bears Do Dallas.
Only minimal amounts of existential dread, but give it time. Thank you.
(Get In The) Dirt. Thanks.
Get the young man some help. Also Luke might not be a moron, but Amy’s Youngest does suck real bad. Thanks again.
Bathing in the rainwater of victory.
It’s everyone’s favorite episode, especially John’s. Witness the the debut of Sammy Kool Aid.
The Hawks season is thankfully over and the Bears season is only kind of just starting. It’s all a problem. Your continued support is appreciated.
A new era is upon us for The Beloved, and the Hawks keep trying to figure out if their new era is ever going to get here. We thank you for your continued patronage.
Another in a long line of absolutely insipid Bears press conferences in our collective lifetimes, but at least we all got what we wanted.
‘Tis the season(s) for hard-hitting analysis. Thank you for listening.
