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The Mistakes Are Obvious, The Faults Are Glaring – Hawks Drop Games 50 & 51 vs Panthers (4-3OT, 5-4)

By Matt McClure May 2, 2021 0

Box Scores Game 50 Game 51 Event Summaries Game 50 Game 51 Natural Stat Trick Game 50 Game 51 As if the previous week and a half wasn’t enough to seal it from an intellectual and emotional standpoint, the Hawks losing both games to the Panthers this weekend has them on the brink of mathematical elimination as […]

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Game #47 – Hawks vs. Senators Preview: Ottawa…I Don’t Think So

By Sam Fels January 14, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 20-20-6    Senators 16-22-7 PUCK DROP: 6:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago BULWORTHS: Silver Seven Sens The Hawks get to remain in the remedial class after their win against the Ducks tonight, and arguably tomorrow, as they’ll head for the Eastern Canada swing. They kick it off tonight against the equally-rebuilding-as-the-Ducks Senators, before decamping […]

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Game #47 – Hawks vs. Senators Spotlight: I Do Duclair

By Sam Fels January 14, 2020 0

You don’t need more ammo to hang the Hawks front office out to dry these days. We even feel slightly guilty about doing so. Piling on and all that. But we can’t help ourselves. Anthony Duclair might go down as another one they missed on. It’s getting to be a very long list. It’s hard […]

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Game #47 – Hawks vs. Senators: Hedley Lamarr’s Halfwits, Nitwits, Dimwits

By Sam Fels January 14, 2020 0

Whichever Garbage Tkachuk Son Is On This Team – We can’t tell them apart and we don’t think there’s any need. This one hasn’t drummed up the same controversy as the other dreaded Laramie, but give him time and he will. As it is with all these Tkachuk’s, and really any son of a former player, […]

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Well Pilgrim, Not Until You Eat The Peanuts Outta My…- FFUD’s Player Reviews: Anthony Duclair and Dylan Sikura or I Want You To Show Me

By Adam Hess May 21, 2018 0

Anthony Duclair’s career thus far has a slight “Over Promise, Under Deliver” to it. He was considered a pretty good prospect before got to the NHL, one with high offensive upside because of his speed and shot. And while he does still flash that speed and shot occasionally, he’s only scored 37 goals in 213 […]

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Game #69 – Crack A Smile And Cut Your Mouth And Drown In Alcohol – Hawks 4, Bruins 7

By John Pullega March 10, 2018 0

Box Score Corsica Natural Stat Trick Each effort more useless than the last. To the bullets. – Brad Marchand, acting on every instinct to be the biggest, wettest garbage bag of human shit possible, likely ended Anthony Duclair’s season today, and perhaps his career with the Blackhawks. Pat and Eddie went out of their way […]

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Game #68 Strong Men Also Cry – Hawks 2, Hurricanes 3

By Rose Rankin March 8, 2018 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick Corsica My all-time favorite movie turned 20 years old this week, and seeing as Our Special Boy was the one to score the game-winning goal tonight, it seemed appropriate to recall this piece of wisdom from the other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire. To the bullets: –The Hawks got killed in […]

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Game #64 – Let The Bottle Do The Work To Ease The Mind And Soothe The Hurt – Hawks 2, SHA-ARKS 7

By John Pullega March 2, 2018 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick Like a Crave Crate, the Hawks were great through the first five. The rest was a blackout of shit, snot, and puke. There’s not much to learn from a drubbing like this, but let’s see what we can find. Sometimes there’s a penny in those sliders. To the […]

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Game #63 – Hawks vs. Blue Jackets Preview, Tub Scouring – What Jail Is Like

By Matt McClure February 24, 2018 0

 at  Game Time: 6:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720 Maurice Clarett’s Tattoo Shop: The Cannon As this Wannstedt-esque death march of a season trudges onward, the Hawks turn right around from last night’s win against the Sharks and head to Columbus tonight, where Torts and the Jackets hang on to the last wild card spot in […]

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Game #62 – You Don’t Have to Be Beautiful to Turn Me On – Hawks 3, SHA-ARKS 1

By John Pullega February 23, 2018 0

Box Score Hockey Stats Natural Stat Trick The game flow may have had all the appeal of a freshly shot snot rocket hanging menacingly from a necessary hand rail, but there were quite a few things to get excited about in this Friday night affair. To the bullets: – If not for the Fels Motherfuck, […]