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  • Hawks at Wild Game 4 2nd Period Thread

    I will cry for you
    I will cry for you
    I will wash away your pain with all my tears
    And drown your fear

  • Hawks at Wild Game 4 1st Period Thread

    I would die for you
    I would die for you
    I’ve been dying just to feel you by my side
    To know that you’re mine

  • Let Me Guide You To The Purple Rain: Hawks at Wild Game 4 Preview/Pregame Thread/Sauna Time

    Hawk Wrestler vs. Zakk-Wylde-by-Ivan-Chopik

    FACEOFF: 8:40pm Central

    TV/RADIO: NBCSN, 87.7 FM

    ON THE SKYWAY: Hockey Wilderness

    As they did last year, the Hawks find themselves having passed up one chance to strangle the life out of this series in St. Paul but with another to do so in  Game 4. This time, however, they have a spikier Wild team to deal with (one that’s already escaped this dungeon this spring) and not quite the doomsday arsenal they once did.

    If we go off yesterday’s practice, it would appear that Joel Quenneville is going to hit the blender again and try and spread out his scoring (or watch Sharp’s and Hossa’s usefulness get completely erased by Michal Handzus getting beaten silly by Granlund, Koivu, or Haula. Take your fucking pick). That’s if you believe this wasn’t just subterfuge. Even if he’s serious about putting Ben Smith up top and Kane with Kruger and Saad, you know it won’t last much more than a period if the Hawks aren’t up 3-0 and we’ll go back to what the lines have been this series anyway.

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  • Beard(s) Of The Day – May 9th – 3/4ths Of Red Fang

    131015-red-fangHailing from Portland, Oregon, Red Fang has been one of my favorite metal bands for years. They’re the perfect blend of mindless fantasy lyrics combined with melt your face off guitar riffs. If you actually bother to read our silly game threads, you’re likely to have noticed a few of their songs used in them… at least from the ones I write. Much like ZZ Top, Red Fang utilizes the idea that every standing member of the band should rock a beard. Drummers are their own world of crazy. Just don’t bother them.

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  • Morning Links 5/9/14

    Huh???: ESPN Chicago

    Motiv8ed: CSN

    Oh, great: PD

    Good theory but see link 1: MST

    Meanwhile in California: PHT

    Stupid is as…: TSN

  • Wait Til You’ve Tried Crow And Other Thursday Notes

    Wait Til You’ve Tried Crow And Other Thursday Notes

    I had a bit of a discussion on this on Twitter on Monday, as I was watching yet more slobbering over Jonathan Quick and I was drinking. My best Twitter debates tend to come when I’m at the bar and I have time to kill. I’m sure I’m not alone in that.

    Anyway, the narrative once again is that Jonathan Quick is dragging the Kings kicking and screaming through the playoffs. And I suppose that blue line beneath Drew Doughty does need some bailing out from time to time. But it got me to thinking:

    59 games – 35-24, 8 shutouts, .928 SV%, 2.12 GAA

    46 games – 27-18 3 shutouts, .925 SV%, 2.03 GAA

    The top is Quick’s career playoff numbers. The bottom is Crawford’s. As you can see, other than the shutouts they’re almost identical. Ah, but I’m sure people will point to the Conn Smythe that Quick got and Crow doesn’t have. Ok then.

    Quick’s 2012 run – 16-4 .946 SV%, 1.41 GAA

    Crawford’s 2013 run – 16-7 .932 SV%, 1.84 GAA

    Obviously, Quick’s run to the Cup was a little better, but not by all that much. And in 2012, Quick’s last three opponents didn’t finish in the top half in the league in scoring (and Vancouver was without Daniel Sedin courtesy Duncan Keith and Ryan Kesler was being held together by duct tape and hope), whereas last year’s Kings and Bruins both finished in the top half in scoring. We could easily make the argument that Crow had a tougher path to the Cup than Quick did.

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  • Wait Til You've Tried Crow And Other Thursday Notes

    Wait Til You've Tried Crow And Other Thursday Notes

    I had a bit of a discussion on this on Twitter on Monday, as I was watching yet more slobbering over Jonathan Quick and I was drinking. My best Twitter debates tend to come when I’m at the bar and I have time to kill. I’m sure I’m not alone in that.

    Anyway, the narrative once again is that Jonathan Quick is dragging the Kings kicking and screaming through the playoffs. And I suppose that blue line beneath Drew Doughty does need some bailing out from time to time. But it got me to thinking:

    59 games – 35-24, 8 shutouts, .928 SV%, 2.12 GAA

    46 games – 27-18 3 shutouts, .925 SV%, 2.03 GAA

    The top is Quick’s career playoff numbers. The bottom is Crawford’s. As you can see, other than the shutouts they’re almost identical. Ah, but I’m sure people will point to the Conn Smythe that Quick got and Crow doesn’t have. Ok then.

    Quick’s 2012 run – 16-4 .946 SV%, 1.41 GAA

    Crawford’s 2013 run – 16-7 .932 SV%, 1.84 GAA

    Obviously, Quick’s run to the Cup was a little better, but not by all that much. And in 2012, Quick’s last three opponents didn’t finish in the top half in the league in scoring (and Vancouver was without Daniel Sedin courtesy Duncan Keith and Ryan Kesler was being held together by duct tape and hope), whereas last year’s Kings and Bruins both finished in the top half in scoring. We could easily make the argument that Crow had a tougher path to the Cup than Quick did.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 8th – Mark Oliver Everett

    Mark Oliver Everett
    With today being the second of two days off after a disheartening 4-0 shutout at the hands of a goalie who had a previously embarrassing save percentage in the series, it’s natural that things have taken a sober and somber tone even in spite of a 2-1 series lead. And no one does somber, and in an uplifting fashion, than the bearded Mark Oliver Everett, mastermind of the Eels.
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  • Morning Links 5/8/14

    Morning Links 5/8/14

    Pitt Rolls: TSN

    The “reformed one” returns: MST

    Swedish Silence: CSN AP

    Still confident: Chicago Daily Tribune

    Iron Mike happy behind the once Iron Curtain: CBC

  • Inside Dr. Weird’s Island

    Inside Dr. Weird’s Island

    Now that we’re a little separated from last night, I want to try and be as even-handed about Q’s decisions (in this series and in the past) as I can be. It won’t be easy, but if we all work together I think we can get through it.

    While Q scratched Nick Leddy for Sheldon Brookbank last night, it didn’t end up working out as a straight swap. As you’ll see from last night’s Extra Skater, Brookbank hardly played with Leddy’s usual partner in Rozsival at all. Brookbank took most of his shifts with Duncan Keith, and like they were in the St. Louis series they were highly effective, at least in terms of possession. Brookbank and Keith were both over 70% in Corsi-percentage, a full 18% above the team-rate for the game. Brookbank didn’t see the highest level of competition either when on the ice, as he mostly saw Brodziak and Niederreiter but there wasn’t a specific matchup either coach was chasing.

    Rozsival spent most of his night skating with Johnny Oduya, and they weren’t so lucky. While Rozsvial was above water in overall Corsi, he was below the team-rate. Meanwhile Oduya was completely buried. As far as forwards these two saw it was basically spread out all over the map, as Q couldn’t chase matchups and Yeo didn’t seem too interested when they were on the ice.

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