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Game #28 – Hawks vs. Bruins Preview: I’d Like To Fly But My Wings Have Been So Denied

By Sam Fels December 5, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 10-12-5   Bruins 20-3-5 PUCK DROP: 6pm TV: NBCSN Chicago FRUSTRATED WOMEN: Stanley Cup Of Chowder So you’ve just been fustigated by the West’s leader at home. What’s the best follow-up to that? Why, one of the East’s best on the road of course! Where they haven’t actually lost a game all year! […]

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Game #28 – Hawks vs. Bruins: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

By Sam Fels December 5, 2019 0

Brad Marchand – As always. And really, these days we’ve thrown our hands up at his antics, because he can’t help himself. He’s going to score enough for everyone to find a way to justify it, so whatever. But it’s his el foldo against the Blues last spring that we’ll never forgive him for. He says […]

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You Ain’t Shane, You Ain’t Mook – ’19-’20 NHL Team Previews – Boston Bruins

By Matt McClure September 12, 2019 0

Perhaps it was always too big of an a request to be rescued by the Bruins again, first in 2011 from a revolting Canucks team, no one from whom has gone on to have his name etched in silver, and this past summer from quite possibly the most underwhelming assemblage of players to ever end […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 1 Recap: Well That’s Reassuring

By Sam Fels May 28, 2019 0

As it’s the Final, we’ll give you actual recaps instead of the smartass quips we’ve specialized in the past couple months. They’ll just take a while because we have to stop throwing up first.  If you’re watching this series while holding your nose and just hoping that it will end quickly, then last night is […]

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You Were So In With The Out Crowd – Eastern Conference Final Preview: Hurricanes vs. Bruins

By Sam Fels May 9, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston – Tonight, 7pm Game 2 in Boston – Sunday, 2pm Game 3 in Raleigh – Tuesday, 7pm Game 4 in Raleigh – Thursday, 7pm If you were privy to the private conversations we have here at the lab…well, you’d never read this blog again but I digress. What I […]

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You Were So In With The Out Crowd – 2nd Round Preview: Blue Jackets vs. Bruins

By Sam Fels April 25, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston – Tonight, 6pm Game 2 in Boston – Saturday, 7pm Game 3 in Columbus – Tuesday, 6pm Game 4  in Columbus – Thursday, 6:30 This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. And the Jackets aren’t even in this division! We’re not supposed to be here today! Hockey is […]

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You Were So In, With The Out Crowd – Playoff Previews: Leafs vs. Bruins

By Sam Fels April 10, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston Thursday, 6pm Game 2 in Boston Saturday, 7pm Game 3 in Toronto Monday, 6pm Game 4 in Toronto Wednesday, 6pm After all the whining, moaning, and kvetching, they are still going to play this series and not reschedule the Leafs against a team their media contingent deems is a […]

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Game #42 – Bruins vs. Hawks Preview/Rudy Cosplay: It Doesn’t Get Worse Than This

By John Pullega January 1, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Bruins 21-14-4   Hawks 15-20-6 PUCK DROP: Noon Central TV: NBC Beantown, Because Boston Is a Concrete Fart: Stanley Cup of Chowder What better way to nurse a hangover than to watch this Blackhawks team play this Boston team at the unnecessarily hallowed and despicably overrated grounds of Notre Dame? In a successful attempt […]

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Game #42 – Bruins vs. Hawks Q&A: The Mighty Marshall DOY

By Sam Fels January 1, 2019 0

Days Of Y’Orr was once a great hockey site. But like anything that burns so brightly, it can’t last forever. Out of the rubble though we still have Marshall. You can follow him on Twitter @MarshallDOY.  Three quarters of the B’s roster caught the plague this season at some point, or so it seems. So […]

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Watching The Party – FFUD’s Round 2 Preview: Bruins vs Lightning -or- Pints Of Guinness Make You Strong

By Matt McClure April 27, 2018 0

 vs    While the Penguins and Capitals take part in what is almost a rote annual exercise at this point elsewhere in the East, since the Bruins made it clear they had their shit together this year around Thanksgiving, this has been the de facto conference final that they and the Lightning have been on […]