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  • You Don’t Have The Balls To Keep Me Down: Hawks at Predators Game 4 Preview/Emissions Test

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    Predators lead 3-0

    PUCK DROP: 7pm Central

    TV: CSN, NBCSN, Sportsnet up Nort’

    THOSE IN THE BLACK MASK: On The Forecheck

    PROJECTED LINEUPS

     

    All right, if I’m going to carry this wrestling analogy out to its natural conclusion, let’s do that. Those were Undertaker’s final words to Roman Reigns before he was hit with one last spear to end his career. But then, I’ve called the Hawks Roman Reigns because everyone hates them and they usually find a way to hang around longer than anyone wants. And if you have no idea what I’m talking about this is extremely confusing, and you probably think I’m a total loser. And you’d be right! Just fucking go with it, ok?

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  • Heat Wave – Game 3 – Hawks at Predators Preview, Dear John Letter

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    Game Time: 8:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: CSN. CNBC, SportsNet 1, TVA-S, WGN-AM 720
    Returning Conquering Heroes: On The Forecheck

    Let it never be said that the core group comprising this era of hockey in this city can’t find new ways to surprise its adoring, albeit psychotic and reactionary public. After one solid game they probably should have won, and one that started fine but got away from them in a hurry, they head on the road down 0-2 in a series for the first time under Joel Quenneville.

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  • Will There Be Enough Water?

    Will There Be Enough Water?

    Ok. Guess we’re going to have to drop the Kesha songs as titles. Shame, I was really enjoying it.

    It’s important to make the difference clear between concern and panic. Concern is completely warranted, as losing the first two games at home and not scoring a goal in the process certainly is a new trick for the Hawks and ups the degree of difficulty to a level that will surely impress the Ukrainian judge. A lot of concern is fine, too. Watching the Hawks come up with a stale beer fart in a spot we’re used to seeing them respond is jarring.

    But panic? C’mon. The Hawks lost their first two home games last year too, and pushed that to a Game 7 that they lost by the width of two posts. Sure, that series being a loss isn’t exactly something you’d draw inspiration from. And in their comebacks in the past, they rarely had to start them on the road. So again, a new trick. But it’s not like the Preds have picked some secret underbelly here. So let’s try and clean it up and see what’s what.

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  • Boots & Boys: Predators 1 – Hawks 0 (Preds lead series 1-0)

    Boots & Boys: Predators 1 – Hawks 0 (Preds lead series 1-0)

    Box Score

    Natural Stat Trick

    In the aftermath of this one, and even really during it, I saw a lot of citing of how much time the Hawks had off, combined with not even really trying in the last week, and how bad they are when they get a lot of rest. I don’t know that this is really a viable excuse. After all, the Preds had to keep trying throughout the season and they capped it off by losing to the fucking Jets. But we’ve been down this road with the Hawks before, including against this very team seven years ago. The Hawks are rarely totally sharp in a Game 1 in the first round, and couldn’t save this one tonight even though it was sitting there like a pig on a spit. The Preds almost certainly won’t be so lucky next time.

    But we did learn some things tonight.

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  • Aloha – Game 1 – Predators vs Hawks Preview, Instant Re-Finance

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    Game Time: 7:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: CSN, NBCSN (US), TVA-S2 (Canada), WGN-AM 720
    Golden Showers: On The Forecheck

    The long national nightmare is over, The Chicago Blackhawks are once again playing hockey games that matter. And they’re doing so from their most advantageous position in four years, with home ice for as long as they remain in the Western Conference playoffs. For those counting at home, under Joel Quenneville the Hawks are 11-1 in series wherein they have home ice, the lone outlier being the 2014 Western Conference Final, which took to Game 7 in OT to end. That also remains the only series that the Hawks have ended up losing wherein they have taken Game 1. The road is laid out for them, and the first step is tonight on West Madison against the Nashville Predators.

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  • No One Can Be Trusted, Everyone Is A Suspect – Hawks at Panthers Preview, All-Inclusive Spring Break Package

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    Game Time: 6:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: WGN, NHLN (US), WGN-AM 720
    Panther Like A Panther: Litter Box Cats

    With the season coming around the final turn, the Hawks find themselves nearly completely clear of divisional and conference play with 10% of the schedule still remaining. Of the eight games left, only one is against a Central opponent, and since it’s Colorado it doesn’t even really count anyway. And the first five of that stretch are all against eastern conference opponents, beginning with a Florida trip starting tonight in Sunrise before swinging up to Tampa on Monday.

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  • Yeah, She’s Doing The Lindy Hop: Stars at Hawks Preview/Vinyl Swap

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    RECORDS: Stars 29-33-10   Hawks 47-20-6

    PUCK DROP: 7:30pm

    TV: CSN

    YU DARVISH FAN CLUB: Defending Big D

    PROJECTED LINEUPS

    TEAM ADJUSTED CORSI%: Stars – 49.3 (2oth)  Hawks – 50.8 (11th)

    TEAM ADJUSTED xGF%: Stars – 48.3 (20th)  Hawks – 49.2 (18th)

    POWER PLAY: Stars – 18.1 (19th)  Hawks – 19.1 (15th)

    PENALTY KILL: Stars – 74.0 (Dead Ass Last)  Hawks – 77.7 (26th)

    What a strange little stretch for the Hawks. They saw teams at the top of the standings, didn’t play well for the most part, won all of them. They returned home to face two things from the bog in the Avs and Canucks, and had to pull a rabbit out of their hat to get a win and a point against them respectively. So where their attention level is going to be tonight is best estimated by throwing a dart at any wall in your office/apartment (and if you’re wondering if I really mean “coworker” instead of “wall”… I leave that to you). They get another look at sludge tonight in the Dallas Stars.

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  • Great Caesar’s Ghost – Hawks at Senators Preview, Full Synthetic Oil Change

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    Game Time: 6:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Justin Trudeau Is A Fucking Con Man: Silver Seven

    Given that the Hawks have been hockey monarchy for going on a decade now, with President/Cardinal John McDonough fancying himself its emperor, it’s probably best that they missed being on the Senate Floor in Kanata on the Ides of March by a day. Either way, the Hawks make their way further due southwest along the St. Lawrence seaway to the “capital” of the “nation” of Canada to take on a Sens squad that shockingly still has plenty to play for.

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Queen Of Hearts

    Live From The Five Hole – Queen Of Hearts

    Well now that we’re all on the same continent, let alone in the same time zone, the four of us discuss the game from Sunday afternoon and what it could portend to (not much), as well as plenty of other topics including some listener questions. Grab the audio after the jump.

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  • You’re A Big Man But You’re Out Of Shape: Wild 2 – Hawks 4

    You’re A Big Man But You’re Out Of Shape: Wild 2 – Hawks 4

    Box Score

    Natural Stat Trick

    I’ll admit to having been a touch worried about Corey Crawford lately. It was starting to look a bit last year. In both seasons, for the first half of the campaign Crow was asked to perform miracles and paranormal phenomenons to keep the wolves from the door. Last year, under the weight of all that he faded at the end, and was only good in the playoffs which wasn’t good enough. We don’t know yet if this year will see the same fade, but of late he just hasn’t been as good as he was earlier in the year. He’d strung four great starts together, but then there was Detroit–where he admittedly didn’t have any help either. And it’s kind of what we’ve seen from Feb. 1 on.

    Today was definitely vintage Crow, which gave his teammates the platform to capitalize on the opportunities they did create. And there’s your difference. The Hawks finished theirs because of their greater top-end firepower. Kane, Panarin, and Hossa on the scoresheet. The Wild didn’t. And this is almost certainly how it will go in May when these two teams see each other again.

    Let’s clean it up:

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