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Game #54 – Bruins vs. Hawks Preview: Why Are The Women Frustrated?

By Sam Fels February 5, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Bruins 32-10-12   Hawks 25-21-7 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN THEY’RE ALL AEROSMITH’S DRUMMER NOW: Stanley Cup Of Chowder After stealing a point last night by only playing for the third period, the Hawks will have the degree of difficulty seriously upped on them tonight to get three of four points, or even two. […]

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Game #28 – Hawks vs. Bruins Preview: I’d Like To Fly But My Wings Have Been So Denied

By Sam Fels December 5, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 10-12-5   Bruins 20-3-5 PUCK DROP: 6pm TV: NBCSN Chicago FRUSTRATED WOMEN: Stanley Cup Of Chowder So you’ve just been fustigated by the West’s leader at home. What’s the best follow-up to that? Why, one of the East’s best on the road of course! Where they haven’t actually lost a game all year! […]

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Game #28 – Hawks vs. Bruins: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

By Sam Fels December 5, 2019 0

Brad Marchand – As always. And really, these days we’ve thrown our hands up at his antics, because he can’t help himself. He’s going to score enough for everyone to find a way to justify it, so whatever. But it’s his el foldo against the Blues last spring that we’ll never forgive him for. He says […]

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You Were So In With The Out Crowd – Eastern Conference Final Preview: Hurricanes vs. Bruins

By Sam Fels May 9, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston – Tonight, 7pm Game 2 in Boston – Sunday, 2pm Game 3 in Raleigh – Tuesday, 7pm Game 4 in Raleigh – Thursday, 7pm If you were privy to the private conversations we have here at the lab…well, you’d never read this blog again but I digress. What I […]

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You Were So In With The Out Crowd – 2nd Round Preview: Blue Jackets vs. Bruins

By Sam Fels April 25, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston – Tonight, 6pm Game 2 in Boston – Saturday, 7pm Game 3 in Columbus – Tuesday, 6pm Game 4  in Columbus – Thursday, 6:30 This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. And the Jackets aren’t even in this division! We’re not supposed to be here today! Hockey is […]

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You Were So In, With The Out Crowd – Playoff Previews: Leafs vs. Bruins

By Sam Fels April 10, 2019 0

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in Boston Thursday, 6pm Game 2 in Boston Saturday, 7pm Game 3 in Toronto Monday, 6pm Game 4 in Toronto Wednesday, 6pm After all the whining, moaning, and kvetching, they are still going to play this series and not reschedule the Leafs against a team their media contingent deems is a […]

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Game #57 – Hawks vs. Bruins Preview/Slush Shoveling: Hateful Eight Would Have Been A Much Better Play

By Sam Fels February 12, 2019 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 23-24-9   Bruins 31-17-8 PUCK DROP: 6pm TV: NBCSN non-locally, NBCSN Chicago locally PLAYIN’ HOUSE WITH SHINE: Stanley Cup Of Chowder If some of this recent winning-streak for the Hawks is based on getting to play some lower-tier competition, that will change a bit tonight on Causeway St. Then again, the state they’ll find […]

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Game #57 – Hawks vs. Bruins Q&A: Some Guy From John Hancock

By Sam Fels February 12, 2019 0

We went to our normal Days of Y’Orr crew. No one told us they were all dead. Some relative forwarded us to someone named Jon Fucile. So here you go. We don’t know either. Not that you could do this, but the Bruins are in a tussle with the Canadiens and Leafs for the 2nd […]

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Game #42 – Bruins vs. Hawks Preview/Rudy Cosplay: It Doesn’t Get Worse Than This

By John Pullega January 1, 2019 0

vs. RECORDS: Bruins 21-14-4   Hawks 15-20-6 PUCK DROP: Noon Central TV: NBC Beantown, Because Boston Is a Concrete Fart: Stanley Cup of Chowder What better way to nurse a hangover than to watch this Blackhawks team play this Boston team at the unnecessarily hallowed and despicably overrated grounds of Notre Dame? In a successful attempt […]

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Game #42 – Bruins vs. Hawks Spotlight: Burrito, Doritos, Fiesta, Pastrnak

By Sam Fels January 1, 2019 0

We have a working theory around the lab, we’ve kicked it around for years. While some will tell you that Brad Marchand in the best left wing in the game, we tend to think he’s pretty much a product of getting to play with the best two-way center in the game in Patrice Bergeron his […]