The 27th week of the AHL schedule brought the IceHogs to Canada for one last time during the 2013-14 regular season. Before heading back to the BMO Harris Bank Center for some home games, the IceHogs stopped at the BMO Harris Bradley Center in Milwaukee to kick off week 28.
Q clichés away a curious move: ESPN Chicago
Match up of B teams: Blackhawks
Road may relieve stress: CSN
What? Tough guys need to do more than fight?: TSN
Hahahahaha: PD
If karma is real…: PHT
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We know that this is the time of year where we get a lot of new visitors. The playoffs are coming, more people are interested in the Hawks, more are seeking out (better) coverage than they get from the mainstream. We’re happy to welcome you in.
But we also know that at times we speak a different language here. It’s a dialect that’s mutated and formed over the six years we’ve been doing this, combined with the loose relationship all of us have with sobriety. We’re sure it can be confusing. There’s a lot of codes and nicknames and whatever else. Hang around long enough and you’ll be well-versed in it enough to find the bathroom, but we know some people are frightened off.
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Beating the Blues: Blackhawks
Maybe he should engage in a meaningless fight: ESPN Chicago
Like this game changer: PHT
Sometimes when you love something let it go: CSN
But he’ll probably sit once 19 & 88 return: Sun Times
Imagine if the Islanders could get crowd like that: PD
Box Score
Event Summary
Extra Skater
In all likelihood this game will end up not mattering much in the final standings, nor will it have any effect on the outcome should these two teams end up meeting again about a month from now. However, it did serve to prove that the Hawks at least are capable of skating even one of the leagues top teams with mostly worker bees if they actually move up the ice as a five man unit.
You’re standin’ to close what the fuck’s with you
You ain’t my old lady and you ain’t a tattoo
No need to whimper no need to shout
This party s over so get the fuck out
If I can’t beat you then I m gonna beat you to a pulp
So can the TV rays and take my tonsil glaze right down your throat
Your jokes ain’t funnyand there’s nothin’ you say that I wanna hear
The sound of the door slammin’ your ass out is music to my ears
vs. 
PUCK DROP: 11-Fucking-30 in the AM
TV/RADIO: NBC, TSN2, 87.7FM (This is where David Kaplan orally farts now, in case you were curious)
BELCH: St. Louis Gametime
I’m sure when NBC flexed this game to another Sunday morning coming down they were hoping for a deciding tilt in the Central Division. What they’ll get is basically two entrenched team, one that’s coming off an utter disaster and another mental meltdown and one that’s missing two of the five best players in the league that is basically just trying to get its game in order. It’ll be a passionate affair as these contests always are, but considering the start time and the lack of much riding on it, probably not exactly what the execs were hoping for.
