Author: McClure

  • Ain’t That A Kick In The Head?  – Hawks vs Golden Knights Game 2 Preview

    Ain’t That A Kick In The Head? – Hawks vs Golden Knights Game 2 Preview

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    Game Time: 4:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NBCSN, TVAS, SportsNet 360, WGN-AM 720
    Did Caesar Live Here?: SinBin, Knights On Ice

    With Game 1  playing out about the way it should have between a top seed and the twelfth best team in the conference, the Hawks find themselves down 1-0 in the series, with today’s matinee slated to begin shortly.

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  • Beard Of The Day – August 13 – Kenny Loggins

    Beard Of The Day – August 13 – Kenny Loggins

    All hail the 80s soundtrack king. Take a ride.

     

  • Beard Of The Day – August 12 – Brian Cook

    Beard Of The Day – August 12 – Brian Cook

    Had Brian Cook only been the bassist for the wildly influential but short-lived hardcore outfit Botch (only two full length studio albums in 98 and 99), his status in the scene of heavy music would have been cemented long ago. But since then he’s been a part of other outstanding acts such as These Arms Are Snakes and metal supergroup SUMAC, but most recently and most notably, he’s been the bassist for Chicago’s own Russian Circles (yes, their name comes from THAT skating drill). Cook is also a pioneer in being one of the most prominent openly gay voices in the genre, where diversity and inclusion haven’t always been two of its hallmarks. And while all but one Russian Circles song have absolutely no vocals, they aren’t really necessary to convey what the band is trying to express in their punishing yet extremely melodic riffs, so they make for the perfect soundtrack for a day after getting resoundingly stomped.

  • You Shook Sinatra’s Hand – Hawks vs Golden Knights Game 1 Preview

    You Shook Sinatra’s Hand – Hawks vs Golden Knights Game 1 Preview

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    Game Time: 9:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NBCSN, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    That Tiger Went Tiger: SinBin, Knights On Ice

    Well, it finally happened. The Hawks made it back to the playoffs. Yippee, yahoo, and such and such. All it took was a pandemic and its resultant and necessary return to play tournament against an opponent who couldn’t want to impale itself in its collective dick with a Hattori Hanzo sword. And what did they get for their troubles? A matchup against a team they’ve beaten once in their three years of existence, and who couldn’t be a worse stylistic matchup. But hey, it’s the beginning of another Hawks Renaissance.

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Change Your Mind

    Live From The Five Hole – Change Your Mind

    Well, the Hawks are in the playoffs, but does it really mean anything? Listen to Slak, Sam, John and myself to find out. Links after the jump.

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  • Not You, Fat Jesus – First Round Preview – Golden Knights Goaltending

    Not You, Fat Jesus – First Round Preview – Golden Knights Goaltending

    It was always going to shake out this way wasn’t it? In a year where the Hawks finally tried to fully supplant Corey Crawford in net with noted asswipe Robin Lehner, or at the very least cover themselves against more Crawford injuries, the Hawks were out of it by the deadline, and decided to get what they could for Lehner after he very publicly started demanding to finally be paid what he’s worth, even as Crawford was outplaying him and had been for a couple of months. He was shipped to Vegas who could no longer rely on Marc-Andre Fleury despite giving him a huge contract after harnessing the Reality Stone in the 2018 post-season, and now with the wacky return to play tournament format, the two teams find themselves squaring off against one another for the fate of all humanity.

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  • Smile Like You Mean It – First Round Preview – Vegas Golden Knights Forwards

    Smile Like You Mean It – First Round Preview – Vegas Golden Knights Forwards

    Well, the Hawks have a FOR REAL first round opponent after Vegas knocked off the Avs in OT earlier this afternoon for the privilege of now getting to play the lowest remaining seed as the Stanley Cup Playoffs now begin in earnest. There is no schedule set yet for the series, but we’ll try to get in as much preview as possible for the matchup ahead, which really it could not have been any other way now that Robin Lehner is in Vegas. But this isn’t the goalie preview. This is the forwards preview, complete with the first of several hundred thousand Killers references, and Vegas is obviously considerably deeper than the Oilers were with another very matchy-uppy if boring coach in Peter DeBoer (yeah, he’s here now).

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  • A Serious House On Serious Earth – Oilers vs Hawks Game 4 Preview

    A Serious House On Serious Earth – Oilers vs Hawks Game 4 Preview

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    Game Time: 5:45PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NBCSN, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Potemkin City Limits: Copper n Blue, Oilers Nation

    It can never be said that the general public wasn’t warned about this. This series was always going to be frustrating, surrealist theater with members of each bench desperately trying to give games away, and by the time the final horn blew on Wednesday night, the Oilers had managed to do so in rather impressive fashion, and now sit on the brink of heading home from the preliminary round of whatever these playoffs are despite having at least one, if not two, of the best players on the planet.

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  • Sweet Home Cananada – Oilers vs Hawks Game 3 Preview

    Sweet Home Cananada – Oilers vs Hawks Game 3 Preview

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    Game Time: 9:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    Supporting Caste: Copper n Blue, Oilers Nation

    It was never going to be as straightforward as it felt like it might be during the first 40 minutes of Game 1 on Saturday afternoon. That fact was smashed home with the force of Mjolnir and the speed of Evan from Superbad right away in Game 2, and it left the Hawks chasing a much faster team from Jump St. to leave the series tied going into a PIVOTAL Game 3 late this evening. Because ALL games are pivotal at the moment. It’s immutable hockey law.

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