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Game #49: Hawks 6, Leafs 2 – Don’t Tease Me If You’re Not Gonna Please Me

By Adam Hess January 18, 2020 0

Box Score Natural Stat Trick These kinds of wins from the Hawks are always simultaneously thrilling and frustrating. Obviously, skullfucking any opponent that is so much better than the Hawks on paper like the Leafs appear to be feels incredible, but then you check some of the metrics on the game and they seem to […]

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Game #49 – Hawks vs. Maple Leafs Preview: Arkham City

By Sam Fels January 18, 2020 0

vs. RECORDS: Hawks 22-20-6   Maple Leafs 25-16-7 PUCK DROP: 6pm TV: NBCSN Chicago, NHL Network ALL DAY: Pension Plan Puppets  We’ve been doing this all season. The Hawks string together two or three wins, generally over bad teams, and look good in at least one of them, and a part of you wants to believe that […]

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Game #18 – Hawks vs. Hurricanes Q&A: Section 328 Again, Because Four Days Is But A Drop In An Ocean

By Sam Fels November 12, 2018 0

This is the Q&A with @Section328 from last Thursday, because four days in an NHL season pass with the impact of a fart in the wind.  A new coach, seemingly a new system, a new celebration, very shiny metrics and yet still outside the playoff spots at the moment. What’s changed with the Canes from […]

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Game #3 – Leafs vs. Hawks Q&A: A Deranged Loon From The GTA…No, Not That One

By Sam Fels October 7, 2018 0

We only wish it was Grand Theft Auto. Most of the people we find for this don’t want to be identified because either they’re people looking for them, don’t want to be associated with us, or both. This is yet another case. Dark things lurk in the musty corners of Twitter, and we found this […]

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Doing 180 On The Don Valley Parkway – Hawks at Maple Leafs Preview, Mandatory Family Function

By March 18, 2017

 at  Game Time: 6:00PM CDT TV/Radio: CSN, CBC, CITY, WGN-AM 720 Jeff Veillette and Steve Glynn Are Terrifying: Pension Plan Sure, the Hawks have improbably vaulted themselves into basically a game and a half lead in the central as they close out their eastern Canadian swing tonight in the Dark Center Of The Universe that is Toronto, but […]