We have this friend. He goes by @BookOfLoob. He sometimes helps us out when the Flames are playing the Hawks. But he’s capable of so much more. Sometimes you just have to admit that someone’s done it better than you. So now we share Floob’s view on Drew Doughty:
Drew Doughty looks like he’s perpetually having an allergic reaction to the Axe Body Spray he refuses to stop wearing
— Floobris (@bookofloob) April 21, 2016
Drew Doughty looks like he consists almost entirely of oatmeal
— Floobris (@bookofloob) January 20, 2015
Drew Doughty looks like Silly Putty that lived under the couch motionless for 25 years
— Floobris (@bookofloob) March 30, 2017
Drew Doughty looks like those dinosaur sponges that grow to like ten times the size when you soak them, except instead of dinosaurs, it’s bed sores, and instead of sponges, it’s bed sores
— Floobris (@bookofloob) March 26, 2019
Drew Doughty looks like Dean Ambrose six years after he dies
— Floobris (@bookofloob) November 22, 2018
Drew Doughty looks like the gonads and strife squirrel from Internet 1.0 fame
— Floobris (@bookofloob) April 16, 2018
Drew Doughty looks like he’s rebooting Beverly Hills Ninja in his own vision and casting himself in the starring role
— Floobris (@bookofloob) April 19, 2016
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