But there’s a change coming on, we gotta right these fucking wrongs. They can cover their ears, but we won’t stop screaming.
Author: McClure
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Game 2 – First Period Thread – Wild vs Hawks
These obvious manipulations, predicated on the basis of morals. The unseen eyes, so careless in their calculations, forever washing the blood from their hands with an appetite insatiable.
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Pour Me Another – Game 2 Wild vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, All Ages Show
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Game Time: 8:30PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, NBCSN, CBC (Anglo), RDS2 (Franco), WGN-AM 720
File Under: Easy Listening: Hockey WildernessIn the two days since the Hawks came out flat, taking far longer to dispatch the Wild than many were expecting or would have liked, the Blues and Penguins have already won the Stanley Cup a couple of times over, so tonight’s Game 2 between the Hawks and Wild is more than likely an exercise in futility. But in spite of all of that, the two teams are going to play anyway.
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Beard Of The Day – May 3 – Jarvis Cocker
For about ten minutes in the mid-90s (an entirely different era than the early 90s), BritPop made its way stateside. Oasis’ Gallagher brothers were busy drunkenly beating the piss out of each other literally and verbally, and Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon of Blur became the unwitting writers of the biggest hockey arena anthem ever, despite the rest of their catalog sounding nothing like “Song 2” (which was a piss-take on the Pixies’ “Tame” anyway). But under the radar, Jarvis Cocker’s Pulp was releasing consistently fantastic albums.
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Beard Of The Day – May 2 – Gary Cole
If we’ve proven nothing else in now the fifth season of doing this idiotic bit, it’s that we clearly have a thing for obscure yet omnipresent character actors. And in the comedic realm, there really is no finer bit player than Chicagoan Gary Cole.
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Grinds My Gears
Yes, it’s only been one game. But it’s started already . And if the Hawks make a long run out of this spring (and summer, hopefully), then this is going to get ceaselessly tiresome. It already has in some respects. And that’s the “flat” storyline.
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Game 1 – Second Period Thread – Wild vs Hawks
Step, step, step, step, step, step off, you know you gotta get lost because you know you’re soft.
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Game 1 – First Period Thread – Wild vs Hawks
You should have stuck with the original plan: to be a little man. Should have kept it simple, before the shit hit the fan.
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Pleased To Meet Me – Game 1 Wild vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Boat Launch
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Game Time: 7:00PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, NBCSN, CBC, WIND 560-AM
Somebody To Shove: Hockey WildernessAnd so it begins. Since Patrick Kane announced the Hawks’ presence to the defending champ Kings on a Saturday afternoon on January 19th, this is the date that Hawks fans have waited patiently for. It’s time for this collection on the ice to prove it’s not the first-round-out it has been the last two seasons, nor is it a hollow collection of records accumulated during an asterisk of a regular season.
