Tag: Patrick Kane

  • Some Kind Of Vengeance: Hawks 5 – Avs 2

    Some Kind Of Vengeance: Hawks 5 – Avs 2

    The easy storyline to this one tonight is that the Hawks were pissed off about having their streak to end all streaks snapped at this place and wanted to make up for it. That’s lazy. To me, all we saw tonight was the road team simply outclassing the home team, and doing what it does to a defensive unit that is in now way equipped to handle them. Oh, and apparently someone decided to remind Jonathan Toews that Erik Johnson was drafted ahead of him, and he proceeded to make EJ’s mom embarrassed she gave birth to such a clod. Jordan Staal better thank his lucky stars that Toews won’t get to him next year, I guess.

    And in the end, it runs out a routine victory. While it’s over the last place team in the conference, you can’t help but be utterly delighted by the effort, the movement, and the creativity at times. It’s a comparison I’ve drawn before, but there were moments where the Hawks were so far ahead and away from the Avs tonight it looked like USSR ’78 out there. Or what I assume that would have looked like. Just cycles, passes, and chances created that Colorado was helpless to do anything about.

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  • When The Walls Come Down – Hawks 1, Jackets 1 (Hawks Win Duke Nukem 3D)

    When The Walls Come Down – Hawks 1, Jackets 1 (Hawks Win Duke Nukem 3D)

    Tonight’s game in Columbus is a textbook example of why it’s perfectly acceptable to have ties in the NHL. Both teams had stretches of carrying the play, and both looked sloppy at times and were bailed out by timely goaltending, that is until the sideshow used to decide the contest.

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  • The Road Leads Where It's Led: Hawks at Jackets Preview/Pregame Thread/5-a-Side Session

    vs.

    GAME TIME: 6pm Central
    TV/RADIO:
    CSN, WGN Radio 720
    HOLDING ON, SLOOPY:
    The Cannon

    It’s rare that three days off in a hockey season seems like we were all thrown into the hole, but that’s what this season has brought. After losing their first two games of the season, partly due to exhaustion, the Hawks embark on a pretty lax two-week trip that contains only four games. But if they’re not careful, the games themselves will be anything but lax.

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  • The Road Leads Where It’s Led: Hawks at Jackets Preview/Pregame Thread/5-a-Side Session

    vs.

    GAME TIME: 6pm Central
    TV/RADIO:
    CSN, WGN Radio 720
    HOLDING ON, SLOOPY:
    The Cannon

    It’s rare that three days off in a hockey season seems like we were all thrown into the hole, but that’s what this season has brought. After losing their first two games of the season, partly due to exhaustion, the Hawks embark on a pretty lax two-week trip that contains only four games. But if they’re not careful, the games themselves will be anything but lax.

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  • Morning Links 3/14/13

    Morning Links 3/14/13

    CBJ Preview: NHL

    Hayes is on the second line: Chicago Tribune

    The third line is back together: Comcast

    10 Lessons from the last month and a half: Blackhawk Up

    More incentive for Beer Pong: Vancouver Province

    Well Cory Perry is a Duck for at least four more games: TSN

    Optimism for Sochi: Sportsnet.Ca

    Thinking twice about long-term contracts: Backhand Shelf

    This is just sad: CBC

  • Morning Links 3/12/13

    Morning Links 3/12/13

    Looks like Monty is headed to Rock Vegas: Chicago Tribune Third Man In

    Tired?? Comcast

    Trading Iggy is delicate: Puck Daddy

    Hockey is apparently dangerous: The Globe and Mail

    Gretzky wants visors: Sportsnet.Ca

    30 Thoughts: CBC

    Beer Pong to end real hockey games!PuckDaddy

    Best Gifs of the first half: Backhand Shelf

    First half awards: TSN

  • Morning Links 3.8.13

    Morning Links 3.8.13

    Hossa, Shaw and Montador will travel to Denver: (Blackhawks)

    Defense: (Comcast)

    Revenge of the stat nerds: (Puck Daddy)

    Signed, Sealed and Delivered: (TSN)

    So no one gets hurt: (The Globe and Mail)

    Doesn’t really do anything:(CBC)

    No Regrets: (Third Man IN)

    Need to know basis: (ESPN)

    Jesus Christ…Retire dude: (TSN)

  • Evening Reading – Last Night’s CI Editorial

    This was last night’s Editorial from me in the Committed Indian. It got a lot of response, so I provide it here for everyone. If you want stuff like this and more, get a subscription to the CI by hitting the button on the top right of the page. Or just buy one outside the UC. We’re freezing our ass so you can laugh off yours. 

    I’m not sure I’ve had as complicated a relationship with people I actually know than I’ve had with Patrick Kane. There are some people who think I hate him, which couldn’t be farther from the truth.
    There are some who criticized my pummeling of his social habits because they feel it is his right to do whatever he wants away from the rink. And I agree with that. I only called for him to stop drinking not because he’s a role model or any other bullshit reason like that. I did because he simply isn’t any good at it. Same for Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t need to stop ingesting whatever chemical she can get her grubby paws on because it might kill her. She needs to stop because she’s just no damn good at it.

    But I finally put my finger on it. The bell went off, and I know why I love the kid and will defend him against any attack from any moron fan who wants him traded.
    It went off as soon as Kane buried that shootout goal in Detroit, and gave the crowd that arrogant sneer I love so much, combined with the “Da fuck you gonna do about it?” raising of his palms. I get it now.

    Patrick Kane is a showman. He’s a performer. He’s a rock star.

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  • Evening Reading – Last Night's CI Editorial

    This was last night’s Editorial from me in the Committed Indian. It got a lot of response, so I provide it here for everyone. If you want stuff like this and more, get a subscription to the CI by hitting the button on the top right of the page. Or just buy one outside the UC. We’re freezing our ass so you can laugh off yours. 

    I’m not sure I’ve had as complicated a relationship with people I actually know than I’ve had with Patrick Kane. There are some people who think I hate him, which couldn’t be farther from the truth.
    There are some who criticized my pummeling of his social habits because they feel it is his right to do whatever he wants away from the rink. And I agree with that. I only called for him to stop drinking not because he’s a role model or any other bullshit reason like that. I did because he simply isn’t any good at it. Same for Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t need to stop ingesting whatever chemical she can get her grubby paws on because it might kill her. She needs to stop because she’s just no damn good at it.

    But I finally put my finger on it. The bell went off, and I know why I love the kid and will defend him against any attack from any moron fan who wants him traded.
    It went off as soon as Kane buried that shootout goal in Detroit, and gave the crowd that arrogant sneer I love so much, combined with the “Da fuck you gonna do about it?” raising of his palms. I get it now.

    Patrick Kane is a showman. He’s a performer. He’s a rock star.

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  • Morning Links 3/6/13

    Morning Links 3/6/13

    Gangsta Raps:(Cheer The Anthem)(Blackhawk Up)(Hockee Night)

    Beat Raps:(NHL)(Tribune)(Herald)(Comcast)(AP)(Minny ST)(ESPN)(FOX 32)

    Weather was never an issue: (Bob Verdi)

    Bicks stepping up:(ESPN)

    Just give Joel Quenneville the Jack Adams already: (Puck Daddy)

    Ouch: (Backhand Shelf)

    30 Thoughts: (CBC)

    Could a bigger ice surface, make the game safer? Globe and Mail