Tag: Blackhawks

  • Game #79 – Hawks vs Avalanche Preview, Bandcamp Record Purchase – Pineapple Express

    Game #79 – Hawks vs Avalanche Preview, Bandcamp Record Purchase – Pineapple Express

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    Game Time: 8:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720
    Edible Arrangements: Mile High Hockey

    At the beginning of the season, most observers would have marked this game as being between one team who is scrapping to maintain a wildcard spot and another who is getting a look at some kids in a season that has been in the shitter since the end of January due to shoddy goaltending, and they would still be correct. Cue Twlight Zone music (or is Black Mirror the more appropriate reference?) .

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Private Radio

    Live From The Five Hole – Private Radio

    As we come down the home stretch, the full crew discusses one of the only remaining things left, the bevy of late season call ups and what the portend to next season. As always, the podcast does not require a subscription, grab the audio after the jump.

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  • Game #76 – Hawks vs. Islanders Preview, Burrito House Sojourn – Sailor’s Grave

    Game #76 – Hawks vs. Islanders Preview, Burrito House Sojourn – Sailor’s Grave

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    Game Time: 6:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, WGN-AM 720
    Ruinous Calamity: Lightouse Hockey

    As bad as things have gotten here, they could always be worse. It only took 76 games to get there, but with that, the Islanders are humbly presented for consideration.

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  • Game #73 – Blues vs. Hawks Preview, Green Vomit Cleanup – Dance Of The Doomed

    Game #73 – Blues vs. Hawks Preview, Green Vomit Cleanup – Dance Of The Doomed

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    Game Time: 6:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    No Funny Joke, St. Louis Is Just A Piece of Shit Town: SLGT

    Currently, the Blues sit three points out of a playoff spot after requiring overtime to beat what’s left of the Rangers at home last night. If the Hawks lose tonight and Dallas beats Winnipeg, they are mathematically eliminated from being in the playoffs. This game is on national television in prime time.

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  • Game #71 – Hawks vs. Jets Preview, Proof Of Concept – Fixed Frequencies

    Game #71 – Hawks vs. Jets Preview, Proof Of Concept – Fixed Frequencies

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    Game Time: 7:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720
    Frosty Peters: Jets NationArctic Ice Hockey

    After splitting a home-and-home with a decent if injury-depleted Bruins team, the Hawks take another step towards ending this miserable ass season tonight in Winnipeg, where they’ll face a Jets team that might have finally gotten its shit together, but probably hasn’t.

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  • Game #70 – I would’ve preferred the extra hour of sleep – Hawks 3, Bruins 1

    Game #70 – I would’ve preferred the extra hour of sleep – Hawks 3, Bruins 1

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    There is something deeply offensive about the NHL expecting us to watch a hockey game before noon on a damn Sunday. Granted, I’m in Indianapolis so the game started after noon for me, but you get my point. Even the NFL doesn’t ask us to do that except for when they put games in London, and they put uninteresting teams over there on purpose. Then for this game to be the total freakin’ snoozer that it was, I may need to get in touch with an attorney and ask these teams for compensation for my time. To the bullets:

    – Brad Marchand sat this one out with what was called an upper body injury. Some people on twitter chalked that part up to the Bruins maybe sitting him after he hit Anthony Duclair with a damn Sling Blade yesterday to avoid any kind of retaliation from the Hawks. Now don’t get me wrong, I know that Brad Marchand is a little chicken shit, but I am here to defend him. I have it on good authority he actually suffered a serious injury to his pea brain this morning after having Daylight Saving Time explained to him.

    – For the second straight game I have been responsible for wrapping, the Blackhawks scored two power play goals, and both times came after I tweeted something deriding the PP. Is the Fels Motherfuck contagious?

    – Anton Forsberg looked good in this one again, and he’s certainly starting to look more comfortable between the pipes as the year goes on. I’m not yet convinced he’s the ideal backup goaltender for this team next year, but given his contract it wouldn’t be a bad move to keep him around if you can’t find something better.

    – Erik Gustafsson has been pretty good since he got his new contract extension, which we around here credit to the Fels Motherfuck. But he got a shitton of power play time today, and while he looked fine in it, I struggled to figure out what he’s shown to earn that time that Gustav Forsling did not when he was here. I’m gonna remain a Forsling apologist until he gets his fair shake at the NHL level, and that has yet to happen. I don’t think the Hawks can call him up anymore without it being an “emergency” call-up, so its not happening this year. But you’re gonna end up next year having a young offensive defenseman with little NHL experience still trying to find his offensive game at the NHL. Good asset management there.

    – Jonathan Toews is starting to have better luck, with three points tonight, all of them assists. There’s not much more to gain on this season, but if Toews can end the year strong, that will be a good thing.

    – Please don’t make me watch boring ass hockey games before 1pm anymore, NHL. Thanks.

     

  • Game #68 – Hurricanes vs. Hawks Preview, Reflexology Appointment – Mirror In The Bathroom

    Game #68 – Hurricanes vs. Hawks Preview, Reflexology Appointment – Mirror In The Bathroom

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    Game Time: 7:30PM CST
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720
    The Big Short: Canes Country

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Heresy

    Live From The Five Hole – Heresy

    Come for the thoughts on whatever the hell is still going on with what’s left of this Hawks season, stay to find out why Rose, Sam, and Slak wanted to name this episode “Sex Gunzo’s” in spite of a very clear and well established naming convention. Audio after the jump, and always free because we love you dearly.

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  • Game #65 – Hawks vs. Kings Preview, Pilot Punch Up Session – Rags To Rags

    Game #65 – Hawks vs. Kings Preview, Pilot Punch Up Session – Rags To Rags

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    Game Time: 3:00PM CST
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, WGN-AM 720
    Harboring A Fugitive: JFTC

    After getting their dicks thoroughly knocked in the dirt in the Bay Area on Thursday night, the Hawks make their way south to face the Kings on Figueroa, bringing this fetid garbage season one game closer to mercifully ending.

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  • Game #64 – Hawks vs. Sharks Preview, Secret Show – On The Tweek Again

    Game #64 – Hawks vs. Sharks Preview, Secret Show – On The Tweek Again

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    Game Time: 9:00PM CST
    TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9 Local, NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    Naked In Front Of The Computer: Fear The Fin

    Though only a week has passed since these two former Western Conference powers “clashed” at Club 1901, both will be looking slightly different having now gone through the trade deadline at opposite ends of the buyer/seller continuum.

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