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  • Morning Links 5/28/13

    Morning Links 5/28/13

    Fishwraps: Trib Times Herald Freep

    Crow owns the bad one: ESPN Chicago

    Fro makes history: CSN

    Yeah it was not offside, thanks though: PHT

    “Captain Clutch” seems like just yesterday everyone hated him: TSN (auto play)

    At least one SI writer doesn’t think the Hawks suck: SI

    Wings won’t dwell on failures: ESPN

    Hope to hold the sticks a little less tight: PD

  • Come Together: Scum 3 – Blackhawks 4 (Series Tied 3-3)

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    So here’s the experiment. Every once in a while I have the idea that a “rally shot” will really help the fortunes of the Blackhawks. At the start of the period where the Hawks are down, usually the third, I will order a shot and not drink it until the Hawks score a goal. As soon as they do, I take the shot and order another. Repeat as necessary until the Hawks win the game (which means another shot) or if the lose, I pass it along to someone else. Very rarely does that seem to happen.

    What this really means is that during the last 20 minutes of hockey, I consumed 4 shots along with a few beers. If this recap begins to make less and less sense and becomes riddled with more typos than usual… well, you can blame Fels. He was originally supposed to write this but might be in worst shape than I am right now. (more…)

  • Third Period Thread – Game 6 – Hawks at Scum

    I’m so glad that he let me try it again, ’cause my last time on Earth I lived a whole world of sin. I’m so glad that I know more than I knew then, gonna keep on tryin’, ’til I reach my highest ground.

  • Second Period Thread – Game 6 – Hawks at Scum

    Lovers keep on lovin’. Believers keep on believin’. Sleepers just stopped sleepin’, ’cause it won’t be too long.

  • First Period Thread – Game 6 – Hawks at Scum

    People keep on learnin’. Soldiers keep on warrin’. World keep on turnin’, ’cause it won’t be too long.

  • The Hardest Button To Button – Game 6 – Hawks at Scum Preview, Pregame Thread, Emergency Room Visit

    Minas_Tirith at Mordor

    Game Time: 7:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, CBC (Anglo), RDS (Franco), The Loop-FM 97.9
    Wango Tango: Winging It In Motown, Abel To Yzerman

    On Saturday night, the Hawks took the first step in their quest to erase the deficit they had created for themselves in this series. But the second step, tonight’s tilt at Joe Louis, is the real motherfucker.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 27th – Lieutenant Michael Murphy

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    In June of 2005, Lieutenant Michael Murphy led a four-man Seal team on a search for a Taliban leader in Afghanistan’s Kunar Province. Shortly into their mission, they were spotted by Taliban forces and a firefight broke out. Vastly outnumbered, around 50-100 Taliban to the 4 Navy Seals, Murphy and his team became pinned down in a steep ravine. Unable to get a radio signal from their position, Murphy left his cover and exposed himself in order to find a signal to call for help. While making the call, Murphy was shot several times but still managed to give support their position before picking up his rifle and re-joining the fight. Sadly, Murphy did not survive his wounds but thanks to his bravery, one member of his team did. Murphy was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, Silver Star, Purple Heart and in 2012, a US Navy Destroyer was named in his honor.

    Everyone have a safe Memorial Day. And to all the men and women serving, thank you.

  • Morning Links 5.27.13

    Just in case you need a refresher: NHL

    They are here because of strategy: Verdi

    One goal at a time: Daily Herald

    He just needed a Marlboro 72: ESPN

    The Wings want to go California Dreamin: Sportsnet

    But it won’t be easy: Free Press

    Game 7: PuckDaddy

    In 16 months of doing links, this is the fifth time I have linked such a piece: SN

  • The Denial Twist: Wings 1 – Hawks 4 (Wings lead 3-2)

    The Denial Twist: Wings 1 – Hawks 4 (Wings lead 3-2)

    Not today. Or yesterday. Whatever.

    I wasn’t sure what the invasion of Jesus freaks outside the UC meant for the Hawks before yesterday’s game. Was God coming to help? Was he coming to condemn? One thing is for sure, I and all my readers are going to hell. Dude on the megaphone told me so. So you’ve got that going for you. (Sidenote, I love when these nutjobs get one of their kids to preach on the megaphone. Like that kid’s belief system doesn’t have a great chance of altering forever the first time he sees a pair of boobs.)

    Anyway, the Hawks finally found some power play goals (you can score two in a game?), and pretty effortlessly closed out a 3rd period lead to keep breathing in these playoffs. What’s funny is that aside from the power play, and the lineup shuffle, I don’t know that all that much changed in this series.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 26th – Gene Parmesan

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    A true master of disguise, you can always count on Gene to track down any missing family members. Whether he’s dressing up as a firefighter, doctor or even sometimes just an idiot with balloons, Gene can always be trusted to be the best. He doesn’t do catering though, that’s Ice.

    Enjoy the return of Arrested Development folks.