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  • High On The Hog: Limping To The Playoffs

    High On The Hog: Limping To The Playoffs

    The Rockford IceHogs are limping into the AHL playoffs. There’s no kind way to say this. The Blackhawks AHL affiliate is putting the finishing touches on its second consecutive sub-.500 month of play, having dropped a pair of games in Lake Erie last week.

    The Hogs have slid from the top of the Central Division and are battling to remain in front of the Monsters for fourth place in the division standings. The club also has the task of dealing with the negative PR that comes from the legal situation in which Garret Ross currently finds himself.

    Taking the organization at its word, Rockford brass discovered this story the way the rest of us did; on the internet last weekend. It is, then, purely coincidental that the fortunes of the IceHogs have slipped dramatically in the past two months.

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  • Ds Equal Degrees: Hawks 3 – Canucks 2

    Ds Equal Degrees: Hawks 3 – Canucks 2

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    War On Ice

    At this time of year, and with the way things had been going, points are pretty much all that matters. You can worry about the style points later. Which is good, because the last two wouldn’t really have any outside of the 4th line and Scott Darling. The Hawks clinched a playoff spot, not that that was in doubt, and can at least claim a mini-winning streak. They did what they had to, even if it was by the skin of their teeth, Dave Mustaine.

    On the other side, needing you goalie to bail you out against the dreck of the Pacific Division isn’t going to cause anyone to write songs. The Hawks gave up 15 shots in the 3rd period to a team with four forwards (maybe) and two defensemen that you’d call NHL quality. I think the past two games are more the Hawks struggling to find interest more than anything structural, as past games against better teams probably have been. But whatever changes they have in store we’re not going to see for another two weeks, so let us deal with what is.

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  • I Think Feather Has Made A Dr. Feelgood Joke Before So I Can’t: Hawks 4 – Flames 1/It Could Happen To You: Hawks at Canucks Preview

    I Think Feather Has Made A Dr. Feelgood Joke Before So I Can’t: Hawks 4 – Flames 1/It Could Happen To You: Hawks at Canucks Preview

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    Let’s spin it all in one today.

    I’ve seen a few on Twitter, nearly begging for reasons for optimism in this March Of The Pigs (as Slak called it and I’m going to use for the last four days of March and again next March). Last night was clear evidence of what one of those pieces can be. Though it was only the Flames, the Hawks’ 4th line essentially ran the show on yet another night where it looked like the rest of the team could barely be arsed.

    Piece of evidence of that: Marcus Kruger’s line started 8 shifts in the d-zone and two in the offensive. They were still double-digits in the black in attempts. This is what Kruger does, and why he’s making more money than most of the hockey world can fathom. Again, only the Flames but it’s hard to think of a team that is going to toss out an equivalent 4th line. If the Blues didn’t insist on dressing professional rodeo clown for the insane Ryan Reaves they might. The Stars are close. But Desjardins-Kruger-Shaw is probably the best 4th unit you’ll find.

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  • The Difference Between Me And You Is That I’m Not On Fire – Hawks at Flames Preview, Provincial Referendum

    evil empire at The Flame

    Game Time: 9:00PM Central
    TV/Radio:  WGN, Sportsnet, WGN-AM 720
    Learn How To Wear A Tie, You Fat Sloppy Irishman: Flames Nation, M & G

    After four days off for everyone around the organization to prattle on about urgency and jump and turning on the switch and whatever other nonsense they can spew, the Hawks now take to the road in the northwest not to salt away a division, but to keep themselves out of a wild card position thanks to their own ineptitude.

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  • March of the Pigs

    The month of March and the Blackhawks go together like me and shaving. They’ve been losing and playing terribly against the kinds of teams they’re going to have to beat, eventually. They aren’t even fun to watch, at least ever since Patrick Kane stopped scoring at a ludicrous pace. The final straw was when team MVP (non-Kane division) Corey Crawford went down with a mysterious upper body injury.

    We don’t know that he got hurt in a mosh pit after seventeen Bud Lights but he’s been out for long enough that people should no longer consider Scott Darling a viable starting goalie in this league.

    That said, there are legitimate reasons to be concerned. Most of us have been guilty of the “they do this every March” trope and it’s lazy. I admit I’ve done it. It’s no longer a cute little joke.

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  • Angry At Numbers: I Make A Lot Of Graphs

    Angry At Numbers: I Make A Lot Of Graphs

    Something of a new approach to this bit today. One of the things that people have pointed to in this current Hawks’ streak of silliness is that the second line hasn’t scored much. Kane and Pantera have only combined for four points in the past nine games. We’ve been commenting that the top line hasn’t really pulled its weight at even-strength for any length of time this season, and I wanted to see if this has affected how teams have played them. It kind of looks like it has:

    Kane and Toews graph

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  • Morning Links 3/24/16

    Morning Links 3/24/16

    Statement on Ross: Blackhawks

    Confident bunch: CSN

    Business as usual: PD

    Sometimes you just need to get away: CST

    Subban back-ish: PHT

    Drouin at it again: ESPN

  • Morning Links 3.23.2016

    Cut this d-bag now: Chicago Tribune

    So many image problems:670

    Chasing 500:NHL

    Sometimes you have no choice: THW

    Hoping #81 has a few:BR

    Love these sweaters:SI

     

  • Actually: Stars 6, Blackhawks 2

    Actually: Stars 6, Blackhawks 2

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    War on Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    Sigh.

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  • Gather Up The Chaps – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Plea Hearing

    StarsHumCover vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: Comcast SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Underneath These Shitty Stars: Defending Big D

    Another day, another repugnant Blackhawks sex scandal, another STATEMENT GAME with a Central Division opponent.

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