Let’s go shopping today. Drive our fancy cars to the fancy malls, and for lunch we’ll have Big Macs.
Author: McClure
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First Period Thread – Jackets vs Hawks
All on the streets signs read “cheaper and better technologies”.
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What Jail Is Like – Jackets vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Shamrock Shake Brain Freeze
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Game Time: 7:30PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WGN-AM 720
Love Rollercoaster: The Cannon“I heard you missed us, we’re back!”
Yeah, no, not so much.
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Second Period Thread – Hawks at Blues
The cellophane’s itching my legs, and I’m running out of gas in my tank.
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First Period Thead – Hawks at Blues
This ain’t no place for us, man. Cuz it’s dangerous, man. I got some empty cans in the back of my van, and I’m running out of my stash.
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Feed A Fever – Hawks at Blues Preview, Pregame Thread, Monster Truck Rally
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Game Time: 7:00PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
Imo’s Pizza Is Fucking Terrible: St. Louis Game TimeAfter two and a half weeks camped out on West Madison, the Blackhawks will once again take their traveling circus, white sweaters in tow, on the road. That particular road tonight is about 350 miles of I-55 down to the glorified outdoor flea market of St. Louis.
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The Pyramid of Hockey Sensibilities
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For those who may have missed it (get a subscription already), this ran in Sunday’s Indian.
This was inspired by Ron Swanson’s Pyramid of Greatness, the classic Rules of Rock (and Rules For Audiences of Rock) from Buddyhead, and a seemingly never-ending avalanche of shit on Twitter in the wake of the several incidents involving the Hawks and THE CODE, with people oh-so-politely questioning what exactly I’m looking for a hockey team to be. So here it is in handy infographic format for future reference.
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Second Period Thread – Jackets vs Hawks
I’m not fine and I’m not the one crying. I’m sick. You’re tired. Oh yeah.
