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  • Before The Devils Make You Dead: Devils at Hawks Preview/Car Tow

    jon_lovitz-devil-snl-46_2 vs. Hawk Wrestler

    RECORDS: Devils: 10-7-5  Hawks: 15-6-3  

    PUCK DROP: 7:30pm

    TV: CSN

    SWAMP SITTERS: In Lou We Trust

    Projected Lineups

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    ADJUSTED CORSI%: Devils – 49.4 (18th)  Hawks – 50.8 (12th)

    ADJUSTED xGF%: Devils – 46.1 (28th)  Hawks – 47.4 (22nd)

    POWER PLAY %: Devils – 13.7 (25th)  Hawks – 17.3 (16th)

    PENALTY KILL %: Devils – 84.3 (9th)  Hawks – 70.7 (They’re above 70%!!!)

    The Hawks begin the December portion of the schedule tonight in the most coma-inducing way possible, with a visit from the New Jersey Devils. If there’s a chance to look good in regulation against a team, which the Hawks haven’t really done since San Jose, this would be it. But then again, no one looks good against the Devils. That’s just their way.

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  • What Am I Doing In New Jersey?: Devils Q&A With John Fischer

    What Am I Doing In New Jersey?: Devils Q&A With John Fischer

    As we always do when the Hawks and the Devils meet up, we turn to InLouWeTrust.com maven John Fischer (@JKFischer) to find out what’s going on in the swamp. And yes, we know the Meadowlands was the swamp but we’re guessing Newark isn’t much better. 

    So, still laughing about the Taylor Hall trade?

    I did exclaim, “I don’t miss you, Adam Larsson” after this goal by Hall.  More seriously, I think it was a fantastic trade.  Larsson has actually turned out to be someone that Edmonton needed and Hall is performing at a level that has been missed at forward for several years in New Jersey.  More germane to your readers for this game, he’s hot right now with five goals out of 19 shots on net in the last four games.  He’s essentially the Devils’ Patrick Kane.  And like Kane, once he has space, he will do amazing things.

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  • I’m Miss World Cup, Watch Me Break Watch Me Burn – C.I.’s World Cup Preview: This Beer Fart Of A Team USA

    I’m Miss World Cup, Watch Me Break Watch Me Burn – C.I.’s World Cup Preview: This Beer Fart Of A Team USA

    A day later than I had planned due to some planning snafus getting out of Montreal. Though I maintain Quebec is a weird vortex that just changes the date on your flight without you knowing so you can never leave (yes, I am Kat Stratford maintaining that boy kicked himself in the balls).

    First off, let me say that I really wanted to like the World Cup. In my mind, it really did have a chance to be better than the Olympics, and if the league is willing to have it regularly for a while (correctly) it still could be with a built up reputation. This is for a couple reasons.

    One, some of the reasons I am the hockey fan I am is the ’87 and ’91 Canada Cups. Ok, I barely remember ’87 but I do remember that even at six-years-old seeing Gretzky and Lemieux on the same line was a really cool thing. It was like seeing Jupiter and Saturn combine. I saw one of the of the warm-up games in ’91 at the Stadium between the US and Canada that featured a Roenick penalty shot on Belfour (saved) and the first sighting of the unholy monster that was Eric Lindros and Chris Chelios bouncing off of him like a superball. The US taking the first World Cup in ’96, with a completely loaded roster that is still kind of hard to fathom, is a cherished memory for a lot of us this age. This tournament, in whatever form, has certainly shone bright at points.

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  • Apocalypse Hoboken – Devils vs Hawks Preview, Home Theater System Installation

    jon_lovitz-devil-snl-46_2 vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Bruce Springsteen Is A Fraud And A Charlatan: All About The Jersey

    After one of the more vomit-inducing, aesthetically displeasing performances of the Quenneville era last Friday in Newark, the Devils complete the season series tonight at the United Center fresh off getting shut out by West East St. Louis on Tuesday at home.

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  • Upstairs/Downstairs – Hawks at Devils Preview, Pregame Thread, Secret Santa Drawing

    oldschool at obedience

    Game Time: 6:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Oh Man, Sportswriters Sure Do Love Springsteen: In Lou We Trust

    After two weeks on the west coast ended briefly with a layover for two home games, the Hawks now take their traveling carnival out east to visit Uncle Lou’s struggling Devils.

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  • Bridge and Tunnel – Hawks at Devils, Preview, Pregame Thread, Snowpocalypse

    oldschool at obedience

    Game Time: 6:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    The Easter Bunny at Menlo Park Is More Convincing: In Lou We Trust

    In what is already their 846th back to back of barely half a season, the Hawks will traverse the Five Boroughs and head right across both rivers to Newark to meet the Devils. The blizzard conditions that are now news because it’s hitting New York despite the fact that it just dumped over a foot of snow here three days ago in the part of the country that doesn’t count will almost assuredly be blamed for what will be a low turnout, as has been the case since the Devils moved to The Rock. And based on the type of game the Devils play, they can’t really be blamed.

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  • Seaward With The C-Words – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Pregame Thread, 401(K) Dispersal

    AltLogo at Lumberjack_Song

    Game Time: 9:00 PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WIND-AM 560
    The House That Heaven Built: Nucks Misconduct

    It seems odd that a game this late in the season between these two foes would have so little riding on it, but yet that’s the case tonight as the Hawks visit Riot City to kick off the final week of the regular season. And because there isn’t much at stake, keeping all the requisite bile associated with the Orca and their trash flinging constituency should at least be attempted to be compartmentalized for at least one evening. But that’s easier said than done.

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