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  • Site Upgrades And Outage

    Due to your overwhelming support of us, we’ve already far exceeded what traffic our servers can handle, so the site will be upgrading this evening starting at around 6:00PM central time, and will be closed for around 3 or so hours.

    Thank you for your patience, and we appreciate your readership.

  • Friday Musical Interlude: Shirley

    Friday Musical Interlude: Shirley

    Though some of us are at least mildly concerned, and some are in a full-blown panic about the Hawks, it’s Friday, it’s the first warm weekend of the year (at least as far as I can remember), and that all should be cause to have a little fun.

    If you’re like me — and judging by the fact that you’re reading a hockey blog and most of you have demonstrated a similar musical taste and attitude, you most certainly are — then you were also probably a pretty fucking awkward teenager. Then again, everyone’s an awkward teenager.

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  • Morning Links 4/5/13

    Morning Links 4/5/13

    St. Louis won in Beer Pong:(NHL)

    No lead was safe: (Comcast Chicago)

    Q is happy: (Daily Herald)

    It shall be Crow: (SunTimes)

    Monty working his way back: (Chicago Tribune)

    Frolik is adaptable: (Comcast Chicago)

    Sid’s jaw is jacked, not his brain: (TSN)

    The Next,Next One is already running things: (Globe and Mail)

    Jagr is confident: (CBC)

    So basically Dave Nonis has the same opinion of Mike Gillis as we do: (The Province)

  • Admitting You Have A Problem Is The First Step: Blues 3 – Hawks 3 (Blues Win Beer Pong)

    Admitting You Have A Problem Is The First Step: Blues 3 – Hawks 3 (Blues Win Beer Pong)

    The Hawks make it easy these days. Whatever happens, it all seems to be on a recurring theme. So at least I don’t have to come up with something, which we know I suck at. And they are to wit:

    -Once again, a 3rd period lead goes poof. Thankfully, the Blues were happy to give it back. This time, it wasn’t a systematic failure , but an individual mistake leading to Cracknell’s equalizer (was it Bolland or Rozsival who whiffed on the shot at the point? Live I thought it was Bolland, and the replays don’t pick up that early.) But the thing is, in the 3rd period, it’s always SOMETHING. Be it an individual mistake, a bad goal, a bad bounce, systematic breakdown….whatever. Enough of it has happened that it certainly can’t be filed under “Shit happens.”

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  • Third Period Thread – Blues vs Hawks

    Just another day in the life of the born loser.

  • Second Period Thread – Blues vs Hawks

    I’m feeling all alone, I’m the one to blame and then you blame it on me.

  • First Period Thread – Blues vs Hawks

    She’s static and cold, her death trip is getting old.

  • Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade – Blues vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Server Reboot

    bluestrumpet_jersey vs AltLogo

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    I’ll Be Deep In The Cold, Cold Ground Before I Recognize Missourah: SLGT

    Now that the trading deadline has passed, the season enters into what is generally regarded as the home stretch. Much to the dismay of many in Blackhawks Nation, GM Stan Bowman by and large maintained the status quo on West Madison. However the same can not be said for tonight’s divisional opponent, the always cantankerous and rarely smart St. Louis Blues.

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  • Morning Links 4/4/13

    Morning Links 4/4/13

    I wonder who he replaces: CSN Chicago

    Stan decided not to bring in new faces: ESPN Chicago

    Though plenty of guys changed places: TSN

    Hopefully the Hawks will put the Blues through their paces: Blackhawks

    Maybe it is time to shorten the races: SI

     

  • Deadline Passes, Stan Stands Pat With Record-Setting Team

    I haven’t looked at my Twitter today since about 2, and I don’t think I’m going to. I’m sure I know what it’s filled with. And right now I don’t want to read a bunch of stuff about how Stan fucked us all out of another Cup because he didn’t discover that Wayne Gretzky actually was able to reverse in age yesterday and is now 26 again and just dying to play for the Hawks. Or that he wasn’t able to pry Vinny Lecavalier away from the Lightning for a 5th round pick and get permission from Bettman to tear up his contract at season’s end with absolutely no penalty because the NHL loves the Hawks that much.

    In the end, we knew what this day would consist of. The Hawks made the one move they had available to them on Monday. Though I’m not enamored with Michal Handzus, he is kind of what they were looking for. If you want to get upset about something, go apeshit about when he’s playing wing tomorrow and Bolland is still centering for Kane and doing a horrible job of it but having it masked by Kane channeling Denis Savard ’85.

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