Faxes from Uncle Dale

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  • Admitting You Have A Problem Is The First Step: Blues 3 – Hawks 3 (Blues Win Beer Pong)

    Admitting You Have A Problem Is The First Step: Blues 3 – Hawks 3 (Blues Win Beer Pong)

    The Hawks make it easy these days. Whatever happens, it all seems to be on a recurring theme. So at least I don’t have to come up with something, which we know I suck at. And they are to wit:

    -Once again, a 3rd period lead goes poof. Thankfully, the Blues were happy to give it back. This time, it wasn’t a systematic failure , but an individual mistake leading to Cracknell’s equalizer (was it Bolland or Rozsival who whiffed on the shot at the point? Live I thought it was Bolland, and the replays don’t pick up that early.) But the thing is, in the 3rd period, it’s always SOMETHING. Be it an individual mistake, a bad goal, a bad bounce, systematic breakdown….whatever. Enough of it has happened that it certainly can’t be filed under “Shit happens.”

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  • Third Period Thread – Blues vs Hawks

    Just another day in the life of the born loser.

  • Second Period Thread – Blues vs Hawks

    I’m feeling all alone, I’m the one to blame and then you blame it on me.

  • First Period Thread – Blues vs Hawks

    She’s static and cold, her death trip is getting old.

  • Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade – Blues vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Server Reboot

    bluestrumpet_jersey vs AltLogo

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    I’ll Be Deep In The Cold, Cold Ground Before I Recognize Missourah: SLGT

    Now that the trading deadline has passed, the season enters into what is generally regarded as the home stretch. Much to the dismay of many in Blackhawks Nation, GM Stan Bowman by and large maintained the status quo on West Madison. However the same can not be said for tonight’s divisional opponent, the always cantankerous and rarely smart St. Louis Blues.

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  • Morning Links 4/4/13

    Morning Links 4/4/13

    I wonder who he replaces: CSN Chicago

    Stan decided not to bring in new faces: ESPN Chicago

    Though plenty of guys changed places: TSN

    Hopefully the Hawks will put the Blues through their paces: Blackhawks

    Maybe it is time to shorten the races: SI

     

  • Deadline Passes, Stan Stands Pat With Record-Setting Team

    I haven’t looked at my Twitter today since about 2, and I don’t think I’m going to. I’m sure I know what it’s filled with. And right now I don’t want to read a bunch of stuff about how Stan fucked us all out of another Cup because he didn’t discover that Wayne Gretzky actually was able to reverse in age yesterday and is now 26 again and just dying to play for the Hawks. Or that he wasn’t able to pry Vinny Lecavalier away from the Lightning for a 5th round pick and get permission from Bettman to tear up his contract at season’s end with absolutely no penalty because the NHL loves the Hawks that much.

    In the end, we knew what this day would consist of. The Hawks made the one move they had available to them on Monday. Though I’m not enamored with Michal Handzus, he is kind of what they were looking for. If you want to get upset about something, go apeshit about when he’s playing wing tomorrow and Bolland is still centering for Kane and doing a horrible job of it but having it masked by Kane channeling Denis Savard ’85.

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  • Pigs in Zen: The Twists and Turns of a Playoff Push

    Pigs in Zen: The Twists and Turns of a Playoff Push

    The IceHogs needed to keep on racking up the points in their games in week 25 and Tuesday of week 26 in order to maintain the pace of the Western Conference points race. During this four game homestand, they needed to take at least 6 of 8 points, but they only got half of the available points.

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  • Deadline Day Open Thread

    Well, it’s now upon us. Discuss it all here. After the jump you’ll find some of the more reputable twitter handles to keep an eye on during the day.

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  • Morning Links 4/3/13

    Morning Links 4/3/13

    Kirill Gotovets? (Chicago Tribune)

    Is Stan wary of trading prospects? (Daily Herald)

    Basically Leddy is gonna get paid: (Comcast)

    Remember this team…I sure do! (HockeeNight)

    Happy Deadline Day: (Sportsnet.Ca)

    Guys that were good in NHL 2003 got traded: (Backhand Shelf)(CBC)(Province)

    I don’t care the circumstance I hate losing: (Toronto Sun)