Everything Else

Sorry these are late, end of the season banquet last night followed by the staff hitting a bar.  Did you know gambling is legal pretty much everywhere in N. Dakota?  There’s a blackjack table in every bar… for a degenerate like me that’s dangerous.

Why are these games always harder than they should be? Blackhawks

Rooks that rock: ESPN

Its like they don’t want Chicago to like them: CSN Chicago

Ummmm: PHT

Way to go boys, way to go: PD

Everything Else

Worst game of the year: Comcast Chicago, Chicago Tribune,FOX 32

Yes…That’ll happen: Cheer the Anthem

So Duncan Keith is a jerk but probably not a sexist: Suntimes , PuckDaddy

Growing up before our eyes:Blackhawks

Hawks top final power rankings: ESPN

So this is absolutely terrible:PuckDaddy

This is absolutely weird:Globe and Mail

Keenan will not coach in a town that I can’t pronounce:Sportsnet

This is about why the Leafs have sucked, but there is awesome pic of Belfour:Toronto Sun

Everything Else

This was the wrap I didn’t want to write but kind of suspected I would. There was this feeling that the Hawks just wouldn’t be up for this one and that the Nucks might because it was at home and dick-measuring contests are always their thing. So I’m going to do what I think Fifth Feather would do and point to history.

March 2009, the Hawks and Canucks engage in what at the time was a very important game. At the time, it felt like they were grappling for the 4th seed (the Flames would go on to collapse and surrender the division to Vancouver and drop to 5th). And the Canucks walked all over the Hawks at the UC that night, and was famous for Burrows’s hair-pulling antics. The whole thing that year ended with a Patrick Kane hat trick and Luongo in tears.

I think it was February 2010, and was our first ever official roadwatch at Whirlaway. The Canucks put up 7 on the Hawks that night. That May ended with Byfuglien laughing at the entire Rogers Arena crowd. In fact, it was GM Place then.

Everything Else

AltLogo at Lumberjack_Song

Game Time: 9:00 PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WIND-AM 560
The House That Heaven Built: Nucks Misconduct

It seems odd that a game this late in the season between these two foes would have so little riding on it, but yet that’s the case tonight as the Hawks visit Riot City to kick off the final week of the regular season. And because there isn’t much at stake, keeping all the requisite bile associated with the Orca and their trash flinging constituency should at least be attempted to be compartmentalized for at least one evening. But that’s easier said than done.

Everything Else

I have to admit to getting a real joy out of the no-context hockey of the past two nights. There are things I could try and make something out of. But I can’t convince myself that they really matter. Yeah, another attacked-by-bees effort from Crawford. A second night in a row a team with all the offensive punch of a possum on anti-depressants was able to muster a mountain of 3rd period shots. Some very sloppy play from the Hawks all over.

But it just feels more like a common cold to be shirked than a stronger disease sinking in. I guess we’ll find out more tomorrow night, where it’s probably not possible to treat any game against Vancouver as just another one to be ticked off the schedule.

But hey, you come for bullets.

Everything Else

I have to admit to getting a real joy out of the no-context hockey of the past two nights. There are things I could try and make something out of. But I can’t convince myself that they really matter. Yeah, another attacked-by-bees effort from Crawford. A second night in a row a team with all the offensive punch of a possum on anti-depressants was able to muster a mountain of 3rd period shots. Some very sloppy play from the Hawks all over.

But it just feels more like a common cold to be shirked than a stronger disease sinking in. I guess we’ll find out more tomorrow night, where it’s probably not possible to treat any game against Vancouver as just another one to be ticked off the schedule.

But hey, you come for bullets.