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  • Making Love In A Firefight: Hawks at Wings Game 3 Preview/Pregame Thread/Brake Pad Replacing

    Hawk Wrestler vs. chevy-volt-destroyed-crash-no-fire-628

    FACEOFF: 6:30pm Central

    TV/RADIO: NBCSN, CBC for the hosers, WGN 720am

    REVERSE METATRON: Winging It In Motown

    For the first time in this playoff run, the sphincters are tightening just a bit. The Hawks face some actual adversity. While this isn’t a must-win game for them — any of the two in Bailout Town will do, really — you wouldn’t want to be around if the Hawks actually trail in this series. Combined with a bounce back needed from the condor egg the Hawks laid on Saturday afternoon, and we all could use a fiery effort tonight.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 21st – Paul Rudd


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    Though often clean-shaven and seeming un-aging, Paul Rudd is more than capable of rocking a fantastic beard when the time is right. Rudd got his first break in the movie Clueless, playing a dopey college student. He used that fame to get other minor roles in dramas and TV but really seemed to find a place when he fell into the role of Andy in The State’s Wet Hot American Summer, which still remains one of my favorite comedies.

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  • Morning Links 5/20/13

    Morning Links 5/20/13

    Rattlehead is playing in Game 3: Chicago Tribune

    Dream a little dream: Daily Herald

    Time to get excited: Comcast Autoplay

    Pace: Blackhawk Up

    Prove it: ESPN

    Convergence? NHL

  • Beard Of The Day – May 18th – David Foster Wallace

    david-foster-wallace-2d7939a867950051042d8032609ff97d55b73b19-s6-c10If you’ve never attempted to read Infinite Jest, doing so during the playoffs is probably not a good time to start. Wait until after the finals are over and you may just finish up before the playoffs begin again in 2014. The book clocks in at just over 1,000 pages and is filled with topics ranging from tennis, substance abuse, film theory and like any good novel –  Quebecois terrorists. Infinite Jest isn’t going to be something that you’re able to fly through (it’s got more characters than Game Of Thrones and more footnotes than your senior thesis) but if you can make your way through it, it’s pretty incredible.

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  • If You Can Hear A Piano Fall: Scum 4 – Hawks 1 (Series Tied 1-1)

    If You Can Hear A Piano Fall: Scum 4 – Hawks 1 (Series Tied 1-1)

    After Game 1 Mike Babcock declared that the 4-1 scoreline was perfectly justified to represent how the game went. After Game 2, Joel Quenneville was just as assured that this 4-1 scoreline was indicative of what went on. Both were perfectly correct.

    While it’s hardly cause for panic or tearing one’s hair out (if you’re unlike me and have any), Detroit was the far better team today. At times, it felt as if the Hawks felt as if it would be as easy as it was in Game 1 for the final 40 minutes. However, that completely discounts that they’re playing the DETROIT RED WINGS. While it’s something you can’t quantify, no matter the talent or speed deficit, the players on that team do come with a bathtub of pride and are not simply going to let anyone have their way.

    Yeah, I know. That speaks to a “flatness.” But that’s a component today. The Hawks were just simply not working as hard as Detroit, who made it clear they knew they had to have this game (which they did). The Hawks didn’t match that. That’s not the whole reason they lost today, but it’s definitely part of it.

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  • Scum At Blackhawks – Game 2 – Third Period Thread

    The way they pull you over it’s suspicious
    Yeah, for something that just ain’t your fault
    If you complain they’re gonna get vicious
    Kick in your teeth and charge you with assault

  • Scum At Blackhawks – Game 2 – Second Period Thread

    I learned to say the pledge of allegiance
    Before they beat me bloody down at the station
    They haven’t got a word of me since
    I got a billion years probation

  • Scum At Blackhawks – Game 2 – First Period Thread

    They told you in school about freedom
    But when you try to be free, they never let you
    They said, “It’s easy, nothing to it”
    And now the army’s out to get you

  • Kick Out The Jams: Scum At Hawks – Game 2 – Preview/Pre-Game Thread/Flea Market

    Mordor vs Minas_Tirith

    Game Time: 12:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CBC, NBC/ The Loop 97.9FM
    It’s So Cold In The D: Winging it in Motown, Abel to Yzerman

    After a pretty much textbook victory on Wednesday, the Blackhawks are simply going to look to do it all over again this afternoon. It makes writing these previews pretty difficult when all you have to say is… 60 more minutes of that again, please.

    Both teams used the first period of Game 1 to get re-acquainted with each other and headed to the first intermission with an even score. While the score remained even in the second, the feel of the game was vastly different. The Hawks were clearly outplaying Scum. The three goals in the third period just seemed like they were a given.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 18 – Karl Urban

    Karl Urban

    In the past decade or, it seems that if there is some manner of science fiction/fantasy/comic book adaptation for film, there has been one man it’s been imperative to cast. And it is with that kiwi actor Karl Urban is presented.

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