Category: Everything Else

  • Follow Me To Freedom – Why Brent Seabrook Is Not A Norris Candidate/Even Good

    Follow Me To Freedom – Why Brent Seabrook Is Not A Norris Candidate/Even Good

    We here at the C.I. Labs often like to dispel any myth or the storyline that’s floating around at any given time. What can we say? When we’re not doing that we find children’s birthday parties and go pop all the balloons and steal the cake. It sustains us. It is our oxygen. Yes, we need help.

    The current one going around these days, that I’ve seen far too often from people who should know better, is that Brent Seabrook is somehow a dark horse Norris Trophy candidate. This is ludicrous on a ton of levels, the first being that you can already set the three finalists as Karlsson, Doughty, and Klingberg and Karlsson should win it unanimously and the other two should apologize to him for taking up any of his time. Then Karlsson can worry about making a run at the Hart, which he has a serious case for but will never get because the Senators won’t make the playoffs, or aren’t likely to. But that’s not why you called.

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  • High On The Hog: Spreading Out The Scoring

    High On The Hog: Spreading Out The Scoring

    The Rockford IceHogs have an offense by committee this season. It’s a familiar situation for the Blackhawks AHL affiliate-as well as a successful one.

    The Hogs split this weekend’s two games, breaking a four-game skid on Sunday and remaining on top of the AHL’s Central Division standings. As of Monday morning, Rockford could also boast the highest point percentage (.677) in the Western Conference.

    The IceHogs are doing this without a top-ten point scorer…or a top-forty point scorer…Or a top-100 point scorer…

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  • I See Your Sister In A Sunday Dress: Leafs 2 – Hawks 7

    I See Your Sister In A Sunday Dress: Leafs 2 – Hawks 7

    I’m not really going to waste any more time talking about the Leafs than I have to. It’s what the Hawks ordered after losing three in a row. Without further adieu…

  • Delusions Of Grandeur – Leafs vs Hawks Preview, Arthroscopic Surgery

    show us your songs toronto vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WGN-AM 720
    Please Hire These People So They Will Shut Up: Pension Plan

    The Maple Leafs suck out loud. They barely have an ECHL caliber roster right now. But that’s not the way their craven fanbase sees it.

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  • Third Time’s The Charm: Ducks at Hawks Preview/Keepy-Uppy

    donald-duck-dunn-620x413 vs. Hawk Wrestler

    FACEOFF: 7:30pm Central

    TV/RADIO: WGN, NHL-N, WGN Radio

    RABBIT SEASON: Anaheim Calling

    Ducks Stats

    Ducks War On Ice

    The Hawks will try and break what constitutes a losing streak for them, all of two games, with their third straight home game against an automatic Western Conference playoff spot holder (there’s a title) in the Anaheim Ducks. Both the Sharks and Stars were able to walk out of the UC with regulation wins which is only the second time all season the Hawks have dropped consecutive home decisions (and the first both have been in regulation). In order to snap the streak, they’ll have to do it against an Anaheim team that is no longer the comedy outfit they were in the season’s first half.

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  • Morning Links 2/12/16

    4-2: Recap 10 27

    Thank you: CSN

    Just have the war room decide: PD

    So maybe the league doesn’t hate Chicago: NHL

    More shamelessness please vote for me: FH

  • Lines Form on My Face and My Hands: Stars 4, Blackhawks 2

    Lines Form on My Face and My Hands: Stars 4, Blackhawks 2

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War on Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    It’s somewhat strange to have regular season games that come with an air of anticipation. The past two regular seasons, particularly through this part of the calendar, have become a painful test of endurance for fans and players alike with the Hawks pretty much locked into their playoff seed.

    This season, not so much. With the Hawks and Stars both striving for the Central Division crown, there is definitely an odd feeling of excitement to watch the standings nightly. Add in the return of an iconic Blackhawk in an opposing sweater for the first time and it almost felt like an important playoff game tonight.

    Almost.

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  • Hail, Hail – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Homecoming Parade

    carls jr star vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, SportsNet Pacific, WGN-AM 720
    Jim Nill’s Liberator: Defending Big D

    While tonight would be a premiere matchup between the conference’s top two teams jostling for inside position for the division, and both playing a high-octane brand of hockey, none of that is receiving top billing. Even Johnny Oduya’s return to the building after being a key role player on two Stanley Cup teams is a footnote.

    Because tonight is Patrick Sharp’s first regular season game in the United Center as a visitor in over ten years.

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  • ZZ Top Was Only Half Right

    ZZ Top Was Only Half Right

    It has been over 10 years since Patrick Sharp played his first game at the United Center as a Blackhawk, and it has been over 7 years since this column first ran in the print edition on Sunday, January 4th, 2009.

    Tonight will be Patrick Sharp’s first regular season game in the United Center as a visitor in a decade. 

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