Faxes from Uncle Dale

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  • Avs Q&A With A Pantsless Hobo

    I don’t know where Anthrax Jones (@AnthraxJones) crawled out of. I rue the day I found out. But he’s a part of the scene now. So let’s all swallow hard and get through this together…

    Half-decent start for the Avs so far, and it’s not even because of great goaltending or some other goof. What’s impressed you so far?

    It’s hard to explain exactly how it comes across, but they seem like a more mature, level-headed team. Two games into the season, they had twice faced an early 2-0 deficit in each game, which would’ve meant Dead And Buried last season. They didn’t panic, they didn’t play like their hair was on fire, they chipped away and eventually won both games (against Dallas and at Pittsburgh, so not exactly schlub teams). It makes me wonder if, despite Patrick Roy’s mostly even-tempered demeanor during his tenure, they were a team playing tight because they were afraid of or intimidated by their coach.

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  • High On The Hog: On The Road

    The Rockford IceHogs, AHL affiliate of the Chicago Blackhawks, have several short road jaunts this season. There is nothing resembling the two extended trips that is standard for the Hawks. In fact, the longest the Hogs will be away from the BMO Harris Bank Center is four games.

    The IceHogs are in Charlotte today to begin the first of what will be four such stretches with two weekday tilts at Bojangles Coliseum. Let’s take a look at how the lads in Rockford are doing heading into the back-to-back down Carolina way…

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  • Angry At Numbers

    Angry At Numbers

    Been a while since I did one of these, and with a decent amount of games there’s some interesting things to look at now. So let’s do it.

    -One of the questions heading into this season, and one that will be studied throughout to figure out what to pay him after it, is what is Artemi Panarin? Especially when it was likely that he would not stay on the same line the whole season with Patrick Kane. Apparently, he’s a hell of a fucking player. I know, right? Who knew?

    Again, it’s only one month. But last year, Panarin’s CF% was basically right in line with the team’s, a good but not other-wordly 50.7%. That was just a tick below the team-rate, which is probably a little more impressive than it first looks as Artem Anisimov didn’t win a draw from January on.

    This season, Panarin is simply kicking the dicks in of anyone around him. He’s rocking a 56 CF%, which is a +7.8% over the team rate. That’s the highest relative mark on the team by a decent margin over Duncan Keith, and is top-30 in the whole league of every skater.

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  • I Got My Head Checked: Blackhawks 5, Flames 1

    I Got My Head Checked: Blackhawks 5, Flames 1

    Box Score

    Natural Stat Trick

    It’s November 1st and the Blackhawks find themselves tied for first place with Gabby and the Wild. Yes, things are back on track for the Hawks after dropping the first two games of the season.

    You probably didn’t watch. Here’s what you missed.

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  • You Again?: Flames at Hawks Preview/Dog Grooming

    flames atlanta vs. Hawk Wrestler

    RECORDS: Flames 4-5-1   Hawks 5-3-1

    PUCK DROP: 7:30pm

    TV: CSN

    TEGAN AND SARA FANS: Flamesnation.ca

    Projected Lineups

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    blackhawks-lineup-card

    SCORE-ADJUSTED CF%: Flames – 49.0 (20th)  Hawks – 51.4 (10th)

    POWER PLAY%: Flames – 10.8 (27th)  Hawks – 23.7 (10th)

    PENALTY KILL%: Flames – 72.1 (28th)  Hawks – still bad but climbing!

    TRENDS: Gaudreau has four points in his last three games…Elliot has a .941 SV% is last four starts

    In another brilliant piece of NHL scheduling, the Flames return to the United Center for the second time in eight days, after having to return home in between because Calgary is just right around the corner. Oh, and after flying out here from Alberta they’ll turn around to head to California right after this one. That’s some excellent work there.

    Anyway, much like the Hawks the Flames come into this one starting to cure, at the very slightest, some of the problems that affected the opening weeks of the season.

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  • Ain’t It A Shame?: Cal And Gary Q&A With FlamesNation.com

    Ain’t It A Shame?: Cal And Gary Q&A With FlamesNation.com

    We’ve got the whole crew from FlamesNation.ca, or at least a good chunk of it. Old friend Kent Wilson (@Kent_Wilson), Ari Y (@thirtyfourseven), and Ryan Pike (@RyanNPike).

    It’s not that there were huge expectations for the Flames this year, but a lot of people thought they could sneak a playoff spot in the Pacific. It’s been a bit of a wonky first month, what’s been the problem?

    Wilson: The stars have been ice cold, the special teams horrendous and they have are taking the 2nd most penalties in the league so far. It’s amazing they’ve won a game. 

    Ari: Inexplicable defence pairings, a horrifically anemic powerplay (thanks Dave Cameron. They can’t even enter the zone), still somehow trying to adjust to a new coach apparently, and a really rough start to the season in part thanks to guys like Johnny Gaudreau and Sean Monahan missing the entire preseason (and Monahan may still be dealing with lingering back issues). The Flames only started to look respectable in their first game against Chicago, but the turnaround remains uncertain at this point in time.

    Pike: Their four best players (Johnny Gaudreau, Sean Monahan, Mark Giordano & T.J. Brodie) haven’t been even close to their usual levels and, at times, have actually gotten in the way of the Flames capturing points.

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  • All The School Kids So Sick of Books: Blackhawks 3, Kings 0

    Box Score

    HockeyStats.ca

    Natural Stat Trick

    We’ve been saying since the start of the season that if the Hawks were able to hold the opposition scoreless on the power play, they’d probably be looking at an easy victory. With the Kings coming off a night in St. Louis and (likely) victims of the Chicago flu, the Hawks coasted to a relatively stress-free 3-0 win by killing both of their penalties and capitalizing on the first power play of their own.

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  • If You Know The Name Of The King Being Assassinated: Kings at Hawks Preview/Trust Fall

    JerryLawler_crop_exact vs. Hawk Wrestler

    GAMETIME: 6pm

    TV: CSN

    NOBODY’S WALKIN’: The Royal Half

    RECORDS: Kings 4-4-0  Hawks 4-3-1

    Projected Lineups

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    blackhawks-lineup-card

    SCORE ADJUSTED CF%: Kings – 56.0 (1st)  Hawks – 51.4 (10th)

    POWER PLAY: Kings – 17.5% (20th)  Hawks – 22.6% (13th)

    PENALTY KILL: Kings –  77.8% (21st)  Hawks – Let’s not even

    TRENDS: Kings have five players with a CF% of 60.0+… Zatkoff gave up five goals on 16 shots his last outing

    It used to be this would raise everyone’s eyebrows when seen on the calendar. But these days, it only takes one first-round exit for both at the same time, the first West final to not feature either in five years, and suddenly it feels like we’re harkening back to something in the past to feel the rivalry between these two teams. Both getting off to somewhat wonky starts probably doesn’t help either.

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  • We’re Looking for you to Start Up a Fight – Blackhawks 3, Devils 2 (OT)

    We’re Looking for you to Start Up a Fight – Blackhawks 3, Devils 2 (OT)

    Box Score

    HockeyStats.ca

    Natural Stat Trick

    If there are two overarching themes to this early season, it is that the Hawks penalty kill will surrender at least one goal per game and the Hawks are a team that gets better as the game goes on.

    Call Friday night in New Jersey a microcosm for the short season thus far.

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  • Over The River And Into The Muck: Hawks at Devils Preview/Peep Show

     vs. jon_lovitz-devil-snl-46_2

    GAMETIME: 6pm Central

    TV: WGN

    SPRINGSTEEN SUCKS: In Lou We Trust

    RECORDS: Hawks 3-3-1  Devils 3-2-1

    PROJECTED LINEUPS

    blackhawks-lineup-card

    devils-lineup-card

    SCORE-ADJUSTED CF%:  Hawks – 51.3% (10th)  Devils – 50.1% (13th)

    POWER PLAY: Hawks – 19.2% (16th)  Devils – 23.8% (9th)

    PENALTY KILL – Hawks – Awful (Dead Ass Last)  Devils – 90.0% (5th)

    TRENDS: Hall has three goals and four points in the past two games, Kyle Quincey… still sucks

    The Hawks will embark on a road game for only the third time this season and the last time this month. They’ll be looking for their first point on the road as well. They’ll have a pretty big chance against yet another non-descript Devils team. In fact, the Devils officially changed their name to “The Non-Descript New Jersey Devils.” You didn’t notice, because no one notices anything the Devils really do.

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