Tears fill up my eyes, I’m washed away with sorrow. And somewhere in my mind, I know there’s no tomorrow.
Author: McClure
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On Deadly Ground – Hawks at Oilers Preview, Pregame Thread, Image Retouching
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Game Time: 8:30PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
Keystone XL Pipeline: Copper & BlueTonight in the northern most professional sporting arena on the continent, the Hawks will reach the median point of their annual Circus Trip, having taken four of a possible six points so far. Naturally, they’ll catch the hosting Oilers in the midst of their most competent stretch of the year to this point, as if this team didn’t already give the Hawks issues.
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Post Game Thread – Hawks at Canucks
Sam should be by tomorrow to provide a recap just in time for brunch. Enjoy what’s left of your Saturday night.
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Third Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks
I wanna see my name in lights and throw up in my purse and die.
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Second Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks
I’ll watch my fucking mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson or stars in ads from TRESemmé.
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First Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks
She’s got the biggest tits, he’s got the longest dick, and I get to read about it every week. You hear that sucking sound? It’s culture going down. Seaward with the C-words, submerged in shit with dreams to drown.
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Saturday Night Wrist – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Pregame Thread, Frost Warning
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Game Time: 9:00PM Central
TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, NHLN (US), CBC (Hosers), WGN-AM 720
Blackfish: Nucks MisconductNow the circus trip moves to its most western destination in British Columbia, where where the Hawks and Canucks will renew acquaintances and rekindle what’s now left of one of the more volatile rivalries within the boundaries of Lockout 2.0 and Lockout 3.0.
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Supporting Caste – Hawks 6, Jets 3
It feels repetitive at this point, but given this is the third time this month that these two teams have played, it’s not surprising that once again the Hawks and Jets followed the same template. Hawks control early, let the opposition off the mat in the second, then say “fuck this” with time to spare and cruise out with two points.
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Third Period Thread – Hawks at Avalanche
They don’t lose any sleep at night because Earl had to die.
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Second Period Thread – Hawks at Avalanche
It turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all.