I’ll watch my fucking mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson or stars in ads from TRESemmé.
Author: McClure
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First Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks
She’s got the biggest tits, he’s got the longest dick, and I get to read about it every week. You hear that sucking sound? It’s culture going down. Seaward with the C-words, submerged in shit with dreams to drown.
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Saturday Night Wrist – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Pregame Thread, Frost Warning
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Game Time: 9:00PM Central
TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, NHLN (US), CBC (Hosers), WGN-AM 720
Blackfish: Nucks MisconductNow the circus trip moves to its most western destination in British Columbia, where where the Hawks and Canucks will renew acquaintances and rekindle what’s now left of one of the more volatile rivalries within the boundaries of Lockout 2.0 and Lockout 3.0.
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Supporting Caste – Hawks 6, Jets 3
It feels repetitive at this point, but given this is the third time this month that these two teams have played, it’s not surprising that once again the Hawks and Jets followed the same template. Hawks control early, let the opposition off the mat in the second, then say “fuck this” with time to spare and cruise out with two points.
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Third Period Thread – Hawks at Avalanche
They don’t lose any sleep at night because Earl had to die.
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Second Period Thread – Hawks at Avalanche
It turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all.
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First Period Thread – Hawks at Avalanche
Mary Ann and Wanda were the best of friends all through their high school days, both members of the 4H Club, both active in the FFA.
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Blood Mountain – Hawks at Avalanche Preview, Pregame Thread, Bond Hearing
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Game Time: 8:00PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
Innocent Until Proven Guilty: Mile High HockeyAfter their Stanley Cup win in Game 25 of last year, it was hard to imagine the Colorado Avalanche as getting any more irritating. Fortunately, they’ve gone and exceeded basically everyone’s expectations, as has been wonderfully articulated by the Fifth Feather on this site. But far be it from me to miss an opportunity to pile on.
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Third Period Thread – Sharks vs Hawks
He didn’t like faxes, he didn’t like phones. When he stood among many, he’d stand alone. He loved his sausage, but shied from greens; used to spin his little sister in the washing machine.
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Second Period Thread – Sharks vs Hawks
And he ate more cheese than time allowed, so the stood him up sharp, they stood him up proud. And they looked at him funny, but they looked at him twice. Undressed him with the eyeballs, verbal lashing him with spite.