Author: McClure

  • Hot Zone Time Machine – 2010 WCF Game 3 vs San Jose

    Hot Zone Time Machine – 2010 WCF Game 3 vs San Jose

    Since the Ghosts of Sports Past is really all anyone has these days, we figured we’d lean into a little bit here and there, and we’re proud to bring you the game day issue leading up to that evening’s game. You’ll recall this one went to overtime, and somehow every Shark on the ice lost track of a 275 lb black man in the slot to end things. The game airs at 7:00PM central on NBC Sports Chicago, enjoy in good health.

     

    5-21 vs. San Jose (Game 3)

  • Live From The Five Hole – Paper Thin

    Live From The Five Hole – Paper Thin

    Everyone is on lockdown, as they should be, but that doesn’t mean we can’t bring you…well, whatever this is. John, Sam, and I discuss what’s to be done with the season going forward, and whatever else to try to keep ourselves sane. Audio after the jump.

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  • Meals & Entertainment – Hawks Classic HotMic Broadcast on Saturday Night

    Meals & Entertainment – Hawks Classic HotMic Broadcast on Saturday Night

    With the news about to drop from Governor JB that Illinois is about to go on further lockdown to combat the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, and because we just love our little cretins so much, we’ve decided to try to do something to fight off Space Madness once again, even if it looks like an inevitability at this point.

    Tomorrow night, Saturday, NBC Sports will be replaying arguably the greatest game of the modern Hawks era, Game 5 against Nashville in the first round of the 2010 playoffs, and we will be broadcasting it on HotMic once again. Sam, John and I will be there at the very least, and we are currently efforting some old friends to join in the fun, so a certain emeritus editor with a penchant for obscure craft beers may just show up. The broadcast starts at 7:00PM, so there’s a very real chance that we’ll all be dick in the dirt drunk by the time the game ends, even if we know how it’s going to end. In any event, please do join us,irritate the family that you’re locked in amongst, and hop in the chat room.

     

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Emerald

    Live From The Five Hole – Emerald

    Look, everything is a goddamn mess right now. We don’t know what’s going on and neither do you. But Sam, John, and I have a podcast for you. That’s the best we can do. Enjoy.

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  • Game #70 – Hawks 6, Sharks 2 – Alert The Audience!

    Game #70 – Hawks 6, Sharks 2 – Alert The Audience!

    Box Score

    Natural Stat Trick

    There is no use ignoring what is clearly the biggest sports story in at least a decade, and that is the spectre of the COVID-19 pandemic. And while the NBA had already been a bit more active in getting out ahead of things even with both the visiting Sharks and the Blue Jackets declaring their intent to play in front of empty buildings, the NHL still is insisting to this very moment that games will not be postponed or cancelled even as news of the NBA bringing things to a halt due to the infection in the Jazz locker room broke during the game. It feels like this might be the last game for the forseeable future, as shit is becoming real at a break neck pace. Both teams played like they were distracted for periods, and while the Hawks may have sold every ticket, it was sparse crowd that was even visible from TV. If nothing else, the Hawks braintrust will use the outbreak as a crutch to finally announce the sellout streak is over, and then brag that it took an act of god (or Satan) to halt them. With the win tonight the Hawks still remain mathematically alive, but then again, aren’t we all at this point?

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Never Meant

    Live From The Five Hole – Never Meant

    After a week that flattered to deceive with hope but landed with a big, wet thud, Sam, John, and I hash out just what can be done from here for what feels like the 879th time since November of 2018. No subscription required, audio after the jump.

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  • Live From The Five Hole – Corona

    Live From The Five Hole – Corona

    In the wake of the trade deadline with not much new to discuss, Sam, John and I reach into the ol’ feedbag and answer a bunch of questions. No subscription necessary, links and such after the jump.

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  • Game #65 – Hawks 2, Panthers 2 (Hawks Win South Carolina Democratic Primary) – The Mistakes Are Obvious

    Game #65 – Hawks 2, Panthers 2 (Hawks Win South Carolina Democratic Primary) – The Mistakes Are Obvious

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    Natural Stat Trick

    Of course after they’re already out of it and have sold off what they can, the Hawks have now kept pace with three top flight offenses since the deadline, and bested two of them in Florida, which hasn’t happened consecutively since god knows when. And it certainly wasn’t ideal, but hey, a win is a win.

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  • Game #61 – Hawks vs Predators Preview – Where Are You?

    Game #61 – Hawks vs Predators Preview – Where Are You?

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    Game Time: 7:30PM CST
    TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, WGN-AM 720
    Send David Poile To Gitmo: On The Forecheck

    In a less-dystopian universe, one where each team played to what their roster says they should be, tonight’s matchup on West Madison would be one filled with Western Conference playoff intrigue. The Predators jockeying for home ice in the first round and the Hawks clinging to hold on to one of the last wild card spots. But instead, it’s the Preds still trying to figure themselves out as they keep running out of road in the regular season, and the Hawks actively imploding.

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  • Live From The Five Hole – 15 Minutes

    Live From The Five Hole – 15 Minutes

    With this being the presumable last recording before the trade deadline, Sam, John, and I play armchair GM/roster-bate. It’s even more riveting broadcasting than usual. Always free, audio always after the jump.

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