First Screen Viewing
Sharks vs. Flames – 8pm
Arguably, these are the two best teams in the West, though the Jets would probably “ein minute bitte” that one. A week or two ago the Flames looked ready to run and hide from the rest of the Pacific, but despite Martin Jones not knowing which way to face the Sharks are within three points and a regulation win tonight will put hot fish breath on the back of the necks of the Flames. You can’t ask for more than two of the game’s best with something on the line. Though either of these teams should be able to get past Vegas in the first round, both would much rather face whatever godforsaken dreck comes in the form of a wild card spot.
Second Screen Viewing
Jets vs. Canadiens – 6:30
I don’t know what the hell they’re doing there, but not only are the Habs entrenched in a playoff spot but they’re sneaking up on the Bruins for an automatic one in the Atlantic. The Jets are clearly the class of the Central, fuck the Predators, so this one is another tilt between members of the echelon. The Habs have won seven of nine (oooh, Jeri Ryan!), so they’re rolling. And both of these teams play a track meet. Could be fun.
Other Games
Hurricanes vs. Sabres – 6pm
Penguins vs. Panthers – 6pm
Islanders vs. Devils – 6pm
Kings vs. Flyers – 6pm
Avalanche vs. Capitals – 6pm
Ducks vs. Senators – 6:30
Knights vs. Wings – 6:30
Blues vs. Lightning – 6:30
Stars vs. Predators – 7pm
Oilers vs. Wild – 7pm
Jackets vs. Coyotes – 7pm