I only caught the last 17 minutes of whatever the fuck this was, and that’s only because someone here had to. Anyone who watched all of this please consider re-prioritizing your life.

The Hawks have signed Jordin Tootoo to a one year deal, and at least it’s now clear that James Wisniewski won’t be getting the Prodigal Son treatment this year after being bought out by Carolina.
Game Time: 6:00PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
Not Getting Any Younger: Winging It In Motown
The Hawks can attempt to make history as a victory today will break the franchise record for best start, something this team tied last night as I’m sure you’re all aware by this point. It’s almost fitting then that the Hawks will attempt this record against their biggest rivals (at least historically). After last night’s game that was harder than it ought to have been the Hawks get no time to rest as the Scum have been waiting in Chicago since Friday’s victory over the Preds.