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  • Morning Links 3.8.13

    Morning Links 3.8.13

    Hossa, Shaw and Montador will travel to Denver: (Blackhawks)

    Defense: (Comcast)

    Revenge of the stat nerds: (Puck Daddy)

    Signed, Sealed and Delivered: (TSN)

    So no one gets hurt: (The Globe and Mail)

    Doesn’t really do anything:(CBC)

    No Regrets: (Third Man IN)

    Need to know basis: (ESPN)

    Jesus Christ…Retire dude: (TSN)

  • Evening Reading – Last Night's CI Editorial

    This was last night’s Editorial from me in the Committed Indian. It got a lot of response, so I provide it here for everyone. If you want stuff like this and more, get a subscription to the CI by hitting the button on the top right of the page. Or just buy one outside the UC. We’re freezing our ass so you can laugh off yours. 

    I’m not sure I’ve had as complicated a relationship with people I actually know than I’ve had with Patrick Kane. There are some people who think I hate him, which couldn’t be farther from the truth.
    There are some who criticized my pummeling of his social habits because they feel it is his right to do whatever he wants away from the rink. And I agree with that. I only called for him to stop drinking not because he’s a role model or any other bullshit reason like that. I did because he simply isn’t any good at it. Same for Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t need to stop ingesting whatever chemical she can get her grubby paws on because it might kill her. She needs to stop because she’s just no damn good at it.

    But I finally put my finger on it. The bell went off, and I know why I love the kid and will defend him against any attack from any moron fan who wants him traded.
    It went off as soon as Kane buried that shootout goal in Detroit, and gave the crowd that arrogant sneer I love so much, combined with the “Da fuck you gonna do about it?” raising of his palms. I get it now.

    Patrick Kane is a showman. He’s a performer. He’s a rock star.

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  • Evening Reading – Last Night’s CI Editorial

    This was last night’s Editorial from me in the Committed Indian. It got a lot of response, so I provide it here for everyone. If you want stuff like this and more, get a subscription to the CI by hitting the button on the top right of the page. Or just buy one outside the UC. We’re freezing our ass so you can laugh off yours. 

    I’m not sure I’ve had as complicated a relationship with people I actually know than I’ve had with Patrick Kane. There are some people who think I hate him, which couldn’t be farther from the truth.
    There are some who criticized my pummeling of his social habits because they feel it is his right to do whatever he wants away from the rink. And I agree with that. I only called for him to stop drinking not because he’s a role model or any other bullshit reason like that. I did because he simply isn’t any good at it. Same for Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t need to stop ingesting whatever chemical she can get her grubby paws on because it might kill her. She needs to stop because she’s just no damn good at it.

    But I finally put my finger on it. The bell went off, and I know why I love the kid and will defend him against any attack from any moron fan who wants him traded.
    It went off as soon as Kane buried that shootout goal in Detroit, and gave the crowd that arrogant sneer I love so much, combined with the “Da fuck you gonna do about it?” raising of his palms. I get it now.

    Patrick Kane is a showman. He’s a performer. He’s a rock star.

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  • Off Day Odds and Ends

    Off Day Odds and Ends

    After last night’s full slate of activity, the Hawks are now looking to change a few things up on the fly heading into the second half of the season in the wake of some of these injuries.

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  • Morning Links 3/7/13

    Morning Links 3/7/13

    The process is different, the results… well they stay the same: Trib ST DH DP HN

    Not to toot my own horn but I tweeted this, then got: NHL (yeah, I know that was an F)

    Everybody hurts sometimes: PHT

    Yeah yeah, one game at a time, but is it time to look ahead: CBS

    Unfortunately this probably isn’t permanent: CSN (autoplay)

    *side not to the above, why do this if you know Hossa is iffy and Fro is sick?

    A short Saad story: ESPN

    Location no longer matters for bad dogs: TSN

    I’ll be working this into my broadcast on Friday night: PD

    Congrats to a good group that my team shares a barn with and I share drinks with: FH MDN

  • 20 20 20 24 Games In A Row…..: Avs 2 – Hawks 3

    20 20 20 24 Games In A Row…..: Avs 2 – Hawks 3

    In tonight’s Indian, as I listed the things that were not totally up to snuff through the first half of the season, I wondered if it was going to matter if it all. Maybe the Hawks had just fallen down the rabbit hole, and logic and reason and anything that made sense was simply not going to make a difference any more.

    Well, here’s tonight for you. Phil Collins would probably tell you there’s something in the air.

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  • Third Period Thread – Avalanche vs Hawks

    One that makes you glad to see me, one that makes me glad to be me, one that I can wear with pride when I go outside

  • Second Period Thread – Avalanche vs Hawks

    I’m tired of caring about what other people say. My hair is on my head, my hair is mine.

  • First Period Thread – Avalanche vs Hawks

    I’m looking for a brand new hairstyle, one that I can call my own.

  • Attack Of The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons – Avalanche vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Highway Salting

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    Game Time: 7:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, TSN2 (Canada), WGN-AM 720
    Trust Fund Hippies: Mile High Hockey, JibbleScribbits

    Believe it or not, tonight already marks the halfway point of this abbreviated NHL campaign (Thanks Don and Gary!). Fittingly, tonight’s opponent, the Colorado Avalanche, is the last one the Hawks have yet to face so far in the intra-conference only schedule.

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